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  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 12, 12 at 11:10am

    Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can bring back a dozen donuts. Who's the most popular woman? The woman who can eat the last donut.

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      Submitted by puffandorstuff on May 12, 12 at 10:59pm

      well played

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      Submitted by cannabislecter on May 16, 12 at 11:52am

      It's two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts. Anyone can just carry donuts! Fuck...

  • Submitted by Bloomfield on May 12, 12 at 10:12am

    I would say the problem here is that he is enough of a pencil-dick that he was able to fit his cock inside a donut hole. Our sympathies.

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    Submitted by boogerbutt on May 12, 12 at 10:25am

    Did you do your part with the donut holes?

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    Submitted by mthib on May 12, 12 at 10:26am

    Was he able to sport the whole dozen?? AND...were you able to eat every last one without using your hands?? That is the question

  • Submitted by FiestaEddy on May 12, 12 at 3:19pm

    And that's how fat people fuck

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    Submitted by puffandorstuff on May 12, 12 at 5:28pm

    the most popular guy at the nudist colony can hold two cups of coffee and 12 donuts

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    Submitted by jonathan171 on May 13, 12 at 4:09am

    Did he give you a Boston cream pie afterwards?

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 4, 12 at 5:29pm

    Anyone else notice the part where she said he MADE her eat them? Sounds like something a fat-hating rapist would do to a fat girl.

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    Submitted by kevxster on May 14, 12 at 5:51pm

    Were they cream filled?

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    Submitted by dynasty55 on May 12, 12 at 5:20pm

    Sounds like my kinda man, and I'm not even fat!

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    Submitted by ssjx7squall on May 12, 12 at 8:55pm

    I know I am asking the obvious... but why would a woman do this in the first place?

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    Submitted by scarletnight on May 17, 12 at 5:16pm

    hungry for more than just dick. Gotta work with it.

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    Submitted by Kuhlone on May 15, 12 at 2:04am

    Your an idiot for doing that, learn how to say fuck off asshole. If a guy asked me to do that, I'd tell him those exact words and leave... Duh

  • Submitted by monopoly on May 12, 12 at 11:27am

    Why should your friend give a shit. You can't even make her name a pronoun.