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  • Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can bring back a dozen donuts. Who's the most popular woman? The woman who can eat the last donut.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 12, 12 at 11:10am
  • I would say the problem here is that he is enough of a pencil-dick that he was able to fit his cock inside a donut hole. Our sympathies.

    Submitted by Bloomfield on May 12, 12 at 10:12am
  • Did you do your part with the donut holes?

    Submitted by boogerbutt on May 12, 12 at 10:25am
  • Was he able to sport the whole dozen?? AND...were you able to eat every last one without using your hands?? That is the question

    Submitted by mthib on May 12, 12 at 10:26am
  • And that's how fat people fuck

    Submitted by FiestaEddy on May 12, 12 at 3:19pm
  • the most popular guy at the nudist colony can hold two cups of coffee and 12 donuts

    Submitted by puffandorstuff on May 12, 12 at 5:28pm
  • Did he give you a Boston cream pie afterwards?

    Submitted by jonathan171 on May 13, 12 at 4:09am
  • Anyone else notice the part where she said he MADE her eat them? Sounds like something a fat-hating rapist would do to a fat girl.

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 4, 12 at 5:29pm
  • Were they cream filled?

    Submitted by kevxster on May 14, 12 at 5:51pm
  • Sounds like my kinda man, and I'm not even fat!

    Submitted by dynasty55 on May 12, 12 at 5:20pm
  • I know I am asking the obvious... but why would a woman do this in the first place?

    Submitted by ssjx7squall on May 12, 12 at 8:55pm
  • hungry for more than just dick. Gotta work with it.

    Submitted by scarletnight on May 17, 12 at 5:16pm
  • Your an idiot for doing that, learn how to say fuck off asshole. If a guy asked me to do that, I'd tell him those exact words and leave... Duh

    Submitted by Kuhlone on May 15, 12 at 2:04am
  • Why should your friend give a shit. You can't even make her name a pronoun.

    Submitted by monopoly on May 12, 12 at 11:27am