IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
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If she sticks your dick in her mouth, you let her do whatever the hell she wants to do. He obviously hasn't learned the details of this arrangement.
Sounds fair to me
Hahaha! this is an awesome response
The whole eighty eight thing was a fraction joke. It was name over his post, so it was equivalent to 1.
A troll is a troll...I didn't catch the correlation between her not trolling every post. Bet it's just firsty.
Perfectly acceptable. Gum scrapes off easily enough.
San antonio chicks are always so classy
It's the least you can do, gesh
Seriously...you too??!! Wtf is up with multiples of eleven?
peach 88 are the eighth letters of the alphabet twice. in this case hh which means heil hitler. 77 here just seems to be an attention slut
Ok so you think it's racist and Voidy thinks it's a play on "first."
If you can stick my dick in your mouth I'll allow you to make me a sammich.
It was actually an affront to 88. Because he only posts when he is first. I figured I had him beat and while I'll never be a 'first' douche. I felt like I had to do something.
I say that to my dad all the time. Yeah it's convenient because I'm old and still live with my parents.
O GOD THEYRE ALMOST IDENTICAL! I CAN'T TELL THEM APART!!!!
I changed it so it wasn't identical. I have a troll.
Whoo for a min there I thought wed never know which was the real you...good to have you back