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  • "I fell off a bicycle/walked into something/was moving furniture to help a friend."

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 13, 12 at 12:02pm
  • Rappelling down the climbing wall...went into an uncontrolled spin. Random bruises... Great excuse

    Submitted by UniqueNordic on May 13, 12 at 9:32pm
  • Slipped and fell down/up the stairs. Works 100% of the time with few followup questions.

    Submitted by Massive_Attack on May 15, 12 at 4:46pm
  • Cover up is your friend, unless they're purple, in which case you're just screwed in an unpleasant way.

    Submitted by forensicsgeek on May 17, 12 at 5:33am
  • Good times:D

    Submitted by shirbsiren on May 13, 12 at 1:00pm