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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 13, 12 at 12:02pm

    "I fell off a bicycle/walked into something/was moving furniture to help a friend."

    • Submitted by GA_Peach on May 13, 12 at 12:31pm

      Seems like you have experienced this delimma before lol.

      • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 13, 12 at 1:01pm

        No, I'm just more creative than OP seems to be.

  • Submitted by UniqueNordic on May 13, 12 at 9:32pm

    Rappelling down the climbing wall...went into an uncontrolled spin. Random bruises... Great excuse

  • Submitted by Massive_Attack on May 15, 12 at 4:46pm

    Slipped and fell down/up the stairs. Works 100% of the time with few followup questions.

  • Submitted by forensicsgeek on May 17, 12 at 5:33am

    Cover up is your friend, unless they're purple, in which case you're just screwed in an unpleasant way.

  • Submitted by shirbsiren on May 13, 12 at 1:00pm

    Good times:D