The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
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yeah EMTs are slutty like that- plus they already checked ur medical history
EMTs aren't authorized to acces medical records. Once the patient's in the hospital, they're the doc's patient and records are "need to know".
Best trip to the hospital EVER!
Real professional EMT you got there.
EMTPirate, you filthy dog you!
You do realize the EMT just committed a felony, right?
You do realize he just committed a felony, right?