OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
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It'd be more exciting if they had little chocolate vests and belts with gun holsters so you could dress it up like the Sheriff of Pussytown
I put one on and my dick looks just like pretty much any cowboy.
Googling as I type this.
That is epic lol
And all this time I've been using my old Ken doll's hat...
where do you get these o-o ...
http://dickhats.com/ found them
OMG OMG OMG DO YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ARE, LIKE, IN JUNIOR HIGH?
you obviously don't understand the severity of discovering hats for penises
Mine has a naturel turtleneck...
are you turtley enough for the turtle club? turtle turtle
You bet your sweet ass I am!
moat people who wear cowboy hats are worn BY them. I can only imagine what happens here
If these "mini" chocolate hats fit I think you should consider someone else with perhaps a bigger cock :)
I don't know about you, but if my standard for big is 'fills a full-size hat' I'd be disappointed pretty much every single time
no way!! thats great
They have mini-sized hats too? How cute! If you're into little dicks that is. Mine wears the regular sizes cowboy hats. Gitty-up girl!!!