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  • Submitted by BananaSwallower on Sep 5, 12 at 12:34pm

    It'd be more exciting if they had little chocolate vests and belts with gun holsters so you could dress it up like the Sheriff of Pussytown

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    Submitted by porksword on Sep 5, 12 at 2:24pm

    I put one on and my dick looks just like pretty much any cowboy.

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    Submitted by cluelesspy on Sep 5, 12 at 6:51pm

    And all this time I've been using my old Ken doll's hat...

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    Submitted by kgirl1992 on Sep 5, 12 at 1:00pm

    That is epic lol

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    Submitted by swallows on Sep 10, 12 at 11:45am

    Googling as I type this.

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    Submitted by braindead on Sep 8, 12 at 2:54am

    where do you get these o-o ...

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    Submitted by Courtzd91 on Sep 5, 12 at 3:41pm

    If these "mini" chocolate hats fit I think you should consider someone else with perhaps a bigger cock :)

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      Submitted by Eventually on Sep 5, 12 at 7:10pm

      I don't know about you, but if my standard for big is 'fills a full-size hat' I'd be disappointed pretty much every single time

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    Submitted by Tigr0u on Sep 5, 12 at 2:53pm

    Mine has a naturel turtleneck...

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      Submitted by vicious_vamp on Sep 5, 12 at 6:16pm

      are you turtley enough for the turtle club? turtle turtle

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        Submitted by Tigr0u on Sep 6, 12 at 2:19am

        You bet your sweet ass I am!

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        Submitted by braindead on Sep 8, 12 at 2:56am

        lmfao ♥

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    Submitted by sleete on Sep 10, 12 at 7:18pm

    http://dickhats.com/ found them

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    Submitted by ssjx7squall on Sep 5, 12 at 2:23pm

    moat people who wear cowboy hats are worn BY them. I can only imagine what happens here

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    Submitted by artsyshroom on Sep 8, 12 at 6:26am

    no way!! thats great

  • Submitted by Bloomfield on Sep 5, 12 at 11:53am

    OMG OMG OMG DO YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ARE, LIKE, IN JUNIOR HIGH?

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      Submitted by gabraham on Sep 5, 12 at 12:30pm

      you obviously don't understand the severity of discovering hats for penises

  • Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 5, 12 at 12:12pm

    They have mini-sized hats too? How cute! If you're into little dicks that is. Mine wears the regular sizes cowboy hats. Gitty-up girl!!!