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  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 4, 12 at 2:20pm

    Why are you texting? You shouldn't talk with your mouth full.

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      Submitted by wubbazugg on Jul 5, 12 at 3:22am

      I'm glad you're back. I missed your crazy shit.

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    Submitted by radioedit on Jul 5, 12 at 2:35am

    Wow, what a woman!!!

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    Submitted by Barbarella32 on Jul 4, 12 at 2:57pm

    Literally??

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 4, 12 at 6:04pm

      As opposed to figuratively...when she wasn't being a skeezy whore who would be headless if he crashed.

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    Submitted by cowboy1986 on Jul 4, 12 at 11:02pm

    Greatest girlfriend ever!!!!

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 4, 12 at 4:28pm

    And the couple in the back seat?

  • 58 53
    Submitted by Kevin201 on Jul 4, 12 at 8:05pm

    Did it get awkward when you drove by your parents?

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    Submitted by goldie1046 on Jul 4, 12 at 2:18pm

    Only in America.

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      Submitted by Kevin201 on Jul 5, 12 at 9:25am

      doubtful. America is probably on of the most sexually repressed non-Muslim countries there is.

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    Submitted by SpartanSaint on Jul 5, 12 at 5:44am

    the "figuratively" jokes are just as old as the "literally" texts. just sayin.

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Jul 4, 12 at 10:21pm

    @GAPeach; why only think of the girl? do you think it will be worse if she loses her head or the poor guy's dick thats inside her head if she were to lose said head..?? Id rather lose my head and die than be alive without a dick...

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 5, 12 at 5:50am

      Lol, I never thought about her taking him with her when her head rolled. Maybe he'd get lucky and she is a side sucker who uses mostly her hands instead of deep throating...

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    Submitted by lutrina on Jul 5, 12 at 12:21am

    Lol is this from the 4th of July. I watched like 5 different guys convince their girlfriends to do this in the parking lot for the fireworks show!