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  • 67 39
    Submitted by crockpot on May 6, 13 at 8:31pm

    How do you accidentally open a car door?

    • 64 52
      Submitted by crockpot on May 6, 13 at 8:33pm

      I call shenanigans, he did it on purpose

  • 71 48
    Submitted by bass80hz on May 6, 13 at 2:15pm

    Or fucking stoaked. Probably depends what your working with.

    • 53 48
      Submitted by ck24 on May 6, 13 at 3:08pm

      Depends how fat they were

  • 65 48
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 7, 13 at 5:18am

    I highly doubt he was scared.. He was probably stoked as well as getting a good story to tell his buddies! ...Like he didnt notice the fogged up windows when he was walking by...

    • 49 53
      Submitted by g2x on May 7, 13 at 5:23am

      scarred, not scared

  • 63 57
    Submitted by jonathan171 on May 6, 13 at 9:02pm

    Close the door, you're letting all the stank out.

  • 47 53
    Submitted by rikie83 on May 7, 13 at 2:25am

    Betcha he stopped to masturbate behind the bushes.