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  • Submitted by Soulburn on May 28, 13 at 3:35pm

    Introducing new Magical Penis. It grows, it sprays, and even eliminates the need for words! Guaranteed to fix your stress, boredom, and bitchiness. Side effects include pregnancy, STDs, or sexual dissatisfaction. Call any guy in your phone today for a free sample.

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      Submitted by Malicius on May 28, 13 at 3:51pm

      best response in years

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    Submitted by gadawgs23 on May 29, 13 at 6:38pm

    And that kids, is how i met your mother.

  • 39 57
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 29, 13 at 9:11pm

    This is how things got done before we invented language

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    Submitted by countryboy99 on May 28, 13 at 4:31pm

    Gets the job done without any explanation needed.

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    Submitted by bangbrosdiamond on May 29, 13 at 10:48am

    Female: "Blah blah blah blah blah..."\nMale: (whips out penis)\nFemale: "ooohhh...penis..." (silences)