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  • Submitted by jakedebacker on Jun 30, 12 at 3:30pm

    Have you tried: Excuse me, Mailman, might you be interested in fucking me in your car.

  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 30, 12 at 3:30pm

    Tell him you're expecting a special package, and you'd like him to make sure he puts it directly into your mail slot as soon as he can.

  • Submitted by souljehr on Jul 1, 12 at 12:05pm

    wait, wtf? old people use this site?

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 30, 12 at 8:36pm

    Just show tits and say "Fuck me."

  • Submitted by Irish_man_88 on Jun 30, 12 at 4:59pm

    you're in Cleveland..... just say fuck me. everyone knows Cleveland and parma girls are whores

  • Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Jul 19, 12 at 8:24am

    Leave a note in your mail box "do you want to have sex with me? (y/n) if answer is yes, can we please do it in your mail truck? (y/n)" return to sender