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(707): View more from California

there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.

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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing

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In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...

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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.

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