So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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Sex in a port o potty at the Kentucky Derby... Rather be arrested.
Damn.. Shoulda went.
ummm wow that sounds like too drunk to consent. really? everybody's okay with that? legally that sounds iffy.
Oh ya let the Ohio people give us kentuckians a bad name!
Wish I went that be funny
I think your port o potty friend had the best day.
these punch lines are kill'in me.....
Fuck you !!!!!!
Hope you both die!
And Im sure all these things happened.....
I live in Louisville, the guy that got tackled by the national guard made the paper.
I wish someone would have tipped the port o potty while u were fucking in it
I live in ky
also morally. well, morally it's not iffy. morally, it's terrifying that people think it's okay to have sex with any person who is "the drunkest...[they]'ve ever encountered."
fucking in a porta potty is definately an experience.. hard to manuever haha and hard to breath
Now i really want to visit Kentucky