remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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I can't help but think the naked dude was your boyfriend, you'd had a Mike's hard lemonade, and it was at 7:45am a week before that 2-page paper was due. But nice try at "I'm a badass" there, toots.
either that or the naked guy in her bed was the professor...
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well done, nothing like a whore with a good head on her shoulders.
Or a good head in her mouth.
Title: "Procrastination: A Life Lesson in Sexual Orientation"
That is you; winning at college.
Typical womens studies major.
I bet he loved your hindsight as well...
hindsight can be 20/20....or 10/10
Got a nice little fuck out of it too.
You said that already. Fired!