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  • 86 67
    Submitted by kara420 on Apr 10, 10 at 3:34pm

    haahhahaha thats such a good excuse to turn down an annpying guy . im gonna use that one

  • 87 69
    Submitted by Bonboncandy09 on Apr 10, 10 at 2:03pm

    Rap it before you tap it.

  • 81 62
    Submitted by Herschel on Apr 10, 10 at 7:00pm

    But when you think about it, don't we all come from fertile people?

  • 82 77
    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 10, 10 at 2:33pm

    Birth control has been around awhile now you know.

  • 67 61
    Submitted by mahalis on Apr 10, 10 at 8:50pm

    I've gotten this one. Had to check the area code to make sure it wasn't the same girl.

  • 58 59
    Submitted by qrlos on Apr 13, 10 at 1:42am

    He said, "that's ok, I don't."

  • 56 55
    Submitted by qrlos on Apr 13, 10 at 1:39am

    He said, "that's ok, I come in fertile people."

  • 61 65
    Submitted by ak49grl on Apr 11, 10 at 5:02am

    Hillarious don't mess with fertile mertyl...

  • 63 69
    Submitted by knomye on Apr 10, 10 at 5:38pm

    Ive used that line...pills and the iud failed me!! I'm freaking fertile people!! Lol

  • 64 73
    Submitted by anon33 on Apr 10, 10 at 6:03pm

    I am guessing you're Irish and Catholic, right?

  • 55 70
    Submitted by sperman96 on Apr 11, 10 at 2:35pm

    You couldn't give him a hand job or something.

  • Submitted by buberto on Apr 10, 10 at 3:42pm

    Cockteasing cunt.

  • 53 94
    Submitted by unknown24 on Apr 10, 10 at 2:07pm

    fucking stupid. 2 thumbs down