I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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But when you think about it, don't we all come from fertile people?
haahhahaha thats such a good excuse to turn down an annpying guy . im gonna use that one
Rap it before you tap it.
I've gotten this one. Had to check the area code to make sure it wasn't the same girl.
Birth control has been around awhile now you know.
He said, "that's ok, I don't."
Ive used that line...pills and the iud failed me!! I'm freaking fertile people!! Lol
I am guessing you're Irish and Catholic, right?
He said, "that's ok, I come in fertile people."
Hillarious don't mess with fertile mertyl...
You couldn't give him a hand job or something.
fucking stupid. 2 thumbs down