You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 189 33
    Submitted by Sethqb7 on Jul 1, 10 at 3:05pm
    Reply Report

    Common sense taught me that

  • 114 22
    Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 1, 10 at 3:07pm
    Reply Report

    Clerks 2? come on wheres the originality?

  • 115 70
    Submitted by yousirareanass on Jul 1, 10 at 4:12pm
    Reply Report

    Sometimes in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.

    • 21 25
      Submitted by C_Loveless on Jul 1, 10 at 6:38pm
      Reply Report

      I knew it!

      • 15 23
        Submitted by kyasuya on Jul 3, 10 at 7:42am
        Reply Report

        Rosario Dawson said so.

  • 92 35
    Submitted by Ghost32 on Jul 1, 10 at 4:02pm
    Reply Report

    I'm always surprised how many people don't know this. Bacteria from the anus going into the mouth? That takes a scientist to figure out.

    • 35 22
      Submitted by FistedSister on Jul 1, 10 at 9:07pm
      Reply Report

      Just for reference, it's the same tube at different ends. Bacteria at one end are commonly found at the other, though in different ratios.

      • 14 21
        Submitted by Josevelasco on Jul 2, 10 at 1:45am
        Reply Report

        humm... NO? as you said, its a ''same tube''.. but in only 1 fucking direction.. bacterias develop acording to the enviroment.. wich its not the same in both sides

  • 59 16
    Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 1, 10 at 7:07pm
    Reply Report

    suckin the shit dick? ew

  • 53 18
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 1, 10 at 4:38pm
    Reply Report

    Not to mention clerks2

  • 55 26
    Submitted by brittlestar on Jul 1, 10 at 3:32pm
    Reply Report

    Yep, that's a lifesaver - records show there are more emergency A2M calls than anything else!

  • 54 43
    Submitted by icanfly303 on Jul 1, 10 at 3:51pm
    Reply Report

    Go restock the napkin holders!

    • 23 22
      Submitted by xhalo on Jul 1, 10 at 5:55pm
      Reply Report

      That's an Elias job

      • 22 13
        Submitted by thisisimportant on Jul 1, 10 at 11:15pm
        Reply Report

        that comparison of pink and brown eyes just made it a Randal job

  • 43 29
    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 1, 10 at 6:32pm
    Reply Report

    only on special occasions.. like saturday nights!!

  • 47 37
    Submitted by hurst on Jul 1, 10 at 4:42pm
    Reply Report

    Girls now days will do anything crazy. They even go ass to mouth.

    • 32 22
      Submitted by yousirareanass on Jul 1, 10 at 5:38pm
      Reply Report

      I don't fuck around when it comes to ass to mouth.

      • 20 19
        Submitted by thisisimportant on Jul 1, 10 at 11:16pm
        Reply Report

        it's never my idea. these girls get all horned up and they TELL you to go ass-to-mouth

  • 38 22
    Submitted by mecopoly on Jul 1, 10 at 7:36pm
    Reply Report

    (shudders) people do some nasty stuff. Why would anyone even want to do that

  • 36 21
    Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 1, 10 at 9:36pm
    Reply Report

    Love that movie, vagina trolls

  • 34 24
    Submitted by nymoemt on Jul 1, 10 at 6:59pm
    Reply Report

    Another Golden Rule of EMS to always remember? Do not touch bodily fluids that did not come out of your own body!!

  • 30 21
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 2, 10 at 3:11am
    Reply Report

    Pillow pants rules!!!!!

  • 29 19
    Submitted by mface on Jul 1, 10 at 8:54pm
    Reply Report

    Or you learned it from Clerks 2.

  • 34 33
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 2, 10 at 8:24am
    Reply Report

    Girls copying porn, ATM is nasty and degrading.

  • 25 17
    Submitted by MrMcGiggles on Jul 1, 10 at 9:38pm
    Reply Report

    You're probably an EMR. Oh and ZacAttack, you're a fucking moron. That is all.

  • 26 19
    Submitted by brandontcr on Jul 1, 10 at 3:51pm
    Reply Report

    Good statment

  • 22 14
    Submitted by NiiNJa_SuDD on Jul 15, 10 at 12:34am
    Reply Report

    wow dude clerks 2 definitley

  • 23 19
    Submitted by An0n on Jul 2, 10 at 5:10pm
    Reply Report

    It took an education for you to figure that out?

  • 24 22
    Submitted by arioch9 on Jul 2, 10 at 1:40am
    Reply Report

    Pillowpants

  • 26 26
    Submitted by SgtPrinny on Jul 1, 10 at 11:50pm
    Reply Report

    Clerks 2  stop stealing shit

  • 23 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 10 at 11:00am
    Reply Report

    In the heat of the moment it is okay to go ass to mouth

  • 29 44
    Submitted by gfitz101 on Jul 1, 10 at 4:46pm
    Reply Report

    Dirty Sanchez!

    • 15 13
      Submitted by meattastic on Jul 2, 10 at 8:01am
      Reply Report

      You mean rusty trombone.

  • 11 10
    Submitted by MinagiV on Nov 27, 10 at 11:27pm
    Reply Report

    Sooo... The Human Centipede gives this TFLN a whole new connotation, so I'm quickly removing it from my favorites before I projectile vomit.

  • 15 22
    Submitted by medic7533 on Aug 16, 10 at 3:37pm
    Reply Report

    As a paramedic, I would be both pissed and a little turned on if someone actually called an ambulance for this!

  • 20 34
    Submitted by forkeeps233 on Jul 1, 10 at 3:05pm
    Reply Report

    yeeeee hawwwwwww

  • 29 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 10 at 10:42pm
    Reply Report

    I love eating my girls tight little corn hole!

  • 5 9
    Submitted by tgp762 on Jun 17, 11 at 12:47am
    Reply Report

    not as bad as the mudpuddle

  • 38 101
    Submitted by ZacAttack188 on Jul 1, 10 at 6:46pm
    Reply Report

    F' the bacteria, F' anybody who says it is disgusting, try it some time, it is in my opinion worth the risk... please just trust me and give it a shot... I have made every girl for me shower before i did it btw, but i have not showered when they have done it and it's ok so far...

Cracked IndieClick Humor