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  • Submitted by Sethqb7 on Jul 1, 10 at 3:05pm

    Common sense taught me that

  • Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 1, 10 at 3:07pm

    Clerks 2? come on wheres the originality?

  • Submitted by yousirareanass on Jul 1, 10 at 4:12pm

    Sometimes in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.

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      Submitted by C_Loveless on Jul 1, 10 at 6:38pm

      I knew it!

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        Submitted by kyasuya on Jul 3, 10 at 7:42am

        Rosario Dawson said so.

  • Submitted by Ghost32 on Jul 1, 10 at 4:02pm

    I'm always surprised how many people don't know this. Bacteria from the anus going into the mouth? That takes a scientist to figure out.

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      Submitted by FistedSister on Jul 1, 10 at 9:07pm

      Just for reference, it's the same tube at different ends. Bacteria at one end are commonly found at the other, though in different ratios.

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        Submitted by Josevelasco on Jul 2, 10 at 1:45am

        humm... NO? as you said, its a ''same tube''.. but in only 1 fucking direction.. bacterias develop acording to the enviroment.. wich its not the same in both sides

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    Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 1, 10 at 7:07pm

    suckin the shit dick? ew

  • 83 66
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 1, 10 at 4:38pm

    Not to mention clerks2

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    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 1, 10 at 6:32pm

    only on special occasions.. like saturday nights!!

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    Submitted by brittlestar on Jul 1, 10 at 3:32pm

    Yep, that's a lifesaver - records show there are more emergency A2M calls than anything else!

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    Submitted by hurst on Jul 1, 10 at 4:42pm

    Girls now days will do anything crazy. They even go ass to mouth.

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      Submitted by yousirareanass on Jul 1, 10 at 5:38pm

      I don't fuck around when it comes to ass to mouth.

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        Submitted by thisisimportant on Jul 1, 10 at 11:16pm

        it's never my idea. these girls get all horned up and they TELL you to go ass-to-mouth

  • 61 49
    Submitted by brandontcr on Jul 1, 10 at 3:51pm

    Good statment

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    Submitted by icanfly303 on Jul 1, 10 at 3:51pm

    Go restock the napkin holders!

    • 46 74
      Submitted by xhalo on Jul 1, 10 at 5:55pm

      That's an Elias job

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        Submitted by thisisimportant on Jul 1, 10 at 11:15pm

        that comparison of pink and brown eyes just made it a Randal job

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    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 2, 10 at 3:11am

    Pillow pants rules!!!!!

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    Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 1, 10 at 9:36pm

    Love that movie, vagina trolls

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    Submitted by mecopoly on Jul 1, 10 at 7:36pm

    (shudders) people do some nasty stuff. Why would anyone even want to do that

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    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 2, 10 at 8:24am

    Girls copying porn, ATM is nasty and degrading.

  • 57 61
    Submitted by MrMcGiggles on Jul 1, 10 at 9:38pm

    You're probably an EMR. Oh and ZacAttack, you're a fucking moron. That is all.

  • 53 55
    Submitted by arioch9 on Jul 2, 10 at 1:40am

    Pillowpants

  • 55 60
    Submitted by mface on Jul 1, 10 at 8:54pm

    Or you learned it from Clerks 2.

  • 54 62
    Submitted by nymoemt on Jul 1, 10 at 6:59pm

    Another Golden Rule of EMS to always remember? Do not touch bodily fluids that did not come out of your own body!!

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    Submitted by SgtPrinny on Jul 1, 10 at 11:50pm

    Clerks 2  stop stealing shit

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    Submitted by An0n on Jul 2, 10 at 5:10pm

    It took an education for you to figure that out?

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    Submitted by NiiNJa_SuDD on Jul 15, 10 at 12:34am

    wow dude clerks 2 definitley

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 10 at 11:00am

    In the heat of the moment it is okay to go ass to mouth

  • 59 94
    Submitted by gfitz101 on Jul 1, 10 at 4:46pm

    Dirty Sanchez!

    • 37 81
      Submitted by meattastic on Jul 2, 10 at 8:01am

      You mean rusty trombone.

  • 29 41
    Submitted by tgp762 on Jun 17, 11 at 12:47am

    not as bad as the mudpuddle

  • 46 75
    Submitted by medic7533 on Aug 16, 10 at 3:37pm

    As a paramedic, I would be both pissed and a little turned on if someone actually called an ambulance for this!

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    Submitted by MinagiV on Nov 27, 10 at 11:27pm

    Sooo... The Human Centipede gives this TFLN a whole new connotation, so I'm quickly removing it from my favorites before I projectile vomit.

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    Submitted by forkeeps233 on Jul 1, 10 at 3:05pm

    yeeeee hawwwwwww

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    Submitted by navypirate on Jul 13, 12 at 9:09am

    Tlmpppmmksks.

  • Submitted by ZacAttack188 on Jul 1, 10 at 6:46pm

    F' the bacteria, F' anybody who says it is disgusting, try it some time, it is in my opinion worth the risk... please just trust me and give it a shot... I have made every girl for me shower before i did it btw, but i have not showered when they have done it and it's ok so far...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 10 at 10:42pm

    I love eating my girls tight little corn hole!