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  • Legalize is a virgin who's obviously unfamiliar with the female anatomy

    Submitted by flyincross on Jun 9, 10 at 3:18pm
  • I completely agree! And the Eiffel tower is where the girl is getting rammed from behind while sucking another guy off. And they touch hands at the top, to resemble the tower.

    Submitted by awillmeth on Jun 9, 10 at 2:09pm
    • That's not an Eiffel Tower. It's been a guy is standing and holding up the girl he's fucking. His friend is standing behind her and doing the other hole. Amateur.

      Submitted by LegalizeMe on Jun 9, 10 at 2:42pm
      • i have no clue what you just said/were trying to describe...but the eiffel tower is pretty much what awillmeth said

        Submitted by bigman on Jun 9, 10 at 3:51pm
      • god you're dumb

        Submitted by sequioa on Jun 9, 10 at 6:20pm
      • i see what your saying but that sounds really hard and crazy and thats not whats commonly known

        Submitted by showstopper303 on Jun 10, 10 at 2:24pm
  • ...every Apple fanboy's dream

    Submitted by jk440 on Jun 9, 10 at 1:55pm
  • Ok will you all relax and read what hjifg wrote?! He is a man of few words, so I will elaborate:\nGo to and see that you are all correct on the meanings.

    Submitted by ShaggyK on Jun 10, 10 at 1:02am
  • What about the guy who found it/bought it at a bar 2 months ago?

    Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jun 10, 10 at 2:33pm
  • Dude I would blow Steve jobs for one

    Submitted by UpLateOnAddy on Jun 9, 10 at 2:53pm
  • Legalize is a moron/virgin

    Submitted by flyincross on Jun 9, 10 at 3:16pm
  • Thanx to amwillmeth for explaining the Eiffel tower....had no idea wut the fuck that was and had no idea how to find out

    Submitted by evolwayz on Jun 9, 10 at 2:38pm
  • Say goodbye to your unlimited plans and have fun with your money eater. As soon as AT&T implements that policy, there's no point in buying an iPhone.

    Submitted by Mr12000 on Jun 9, 10 at 2:30pm
    • Yeah, have fun being able to download a limited number of apps and send a limited number of texts each month. You should read around before crying. AT&T is getting rid of unlimited plans. You are wasting your money.

      Submitted by Mr12000 on Jun 9, 10 at 4:41pm
      • Only if you're a new customer; if you're a current iPhone customer, you can keep your unlimited plan.

        Submitted by berkleebassist on Jun 10, 10 at 9:55am
        •\n\nI hope for your sake you're right, because this article here doesn't sound so nice.

          Submitted by Mr12000 on Jun 10, 10 at 1:49pm
  • panda

    Submitted by itsblitz on Jun 9, 10 at 1:39pm
  • U would fuck two geeks anyway.. Fuckin slut ass bitch.

    Submitted by motoxdad on Jun 9, 10 at 5:43pm
  • Hell to the yeah :)

    Submitted by christinegee on Jun 9, 10 at 1:52pm
  • Eiffel tower?

    Submitted by Kinny on Jun 9, 10 at 2:02pm
  • Apple sucks!!

    Submitted by urallstupid on Jun 9, 10 at 6:46pm

    Submitted by hjifg on Jun 9, 10 at 3:01pm
  • Best text in months.

    Submitted by gobucs009 on Jun 9, 10 at 2:38pm
  • While it is a cool vision. I doubt if SJ is physically capable of such an act in his health. Was told SJ and Woz did that a lot in the early Apple days with girls that hung around Cupertino.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 9, 10 at 1:50pm
  • High five for this text!

    Submitted by Phys on Jun 9, 10 at 1:49pm
  • Stupid text is stupid.

    Submitted by dec378 on Jun 9, 10 at 1:56pm
  • Word!

    Submitted by grinhawk0712 on Jun 10, 10 at 11:35am
  • Awillmeth is wrong, legalize is right, willmeth Is talking about a london bridge, think about it, a girl with 2 guys with their hands over her looks like a bridge, ya got ur monuments mixed up man haha

    Submitted by textme2 on Jun 9, 10 at 9:20pm
  • The new iPhone is dumb I just bought the iPhone 3gs 32 gig and all the new iPhone has is a bigger screen and video confrence call and FYI it's probally going 2 run like shit considering the ipad just came out 2 months ago apple us Turning into Microsoft just realeasing shit to do it

    Submitted by nicky9988 on Jun 9, 10 at 2:12pm
    • I don't own an iPhone. I don't like them that much either, but there's a lot more than just screen density/resolution (not size) and video calls that's different. Just sounds like you've got buyer's remorse.

      Submitted by skootles on Jun 9, 10 at 10:10pm
  • ¡Segundo!

    Submitted by mnightgoulding on Jun 9, 10 at 1:47pm
  • What the hell sex position is the eiffel tower?

    Submitted by fordlvr360 on Jun 9, 10 at 2:04pm
    • Guy stands holding up the girl. A friend stands behind her and does the other whole. The guys are the legs of the tower, she's the peak since she's off the group and above their heads.

      Submitted by LegalizeMe on Jun 9, 10 at 2:43pm
      • totally wrong. the girl is bent over between two guys. one gets either end of her and they do a double high five over her back to make the peak.

        Submitted by NinjaMarbles on Jun 9, 10 at 7:49pm
  • First!!

    Submitted by syddob on Jun 9, 10 at 1:54pm