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  • They are watching you. You are the one in a cage. The cage we call "society." If you want to be free, you must do what they do, and walk around naked all the time while flinging poo.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 11, 10 at 2:56pm
  • Kind of true. Maybe the joke is on us.

    Submitted by jonman11 on Jul 11, 10 at 1:10pm
  • jealous

    Submitted by nirvana20 on Jul 11, 10 at 1:13pm
  • First time being high?

    Submitted by weathermentravy on Jul 11, 10 at 1:08pm
  • The monkeys are the best when you're high at the zoo!!

    Submitted by dhhdhdhd on Jul 11, 10 at 1:18pm
  • It would be better if the animals were high too.

    Submitted by giantmidgit93 on Jul 11, 10 at 3:02pm
  • Let's smoke together 7 three 2 seven 7 eight 4 one 4 seven

    Submitted by minimunchkinx3 on Jul 11, 10 at 3:13pm
  • Lol I was high at the SD zoo. Best place to be

    Submitted by 619zac858 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:34pm
  • Bullshit. This text is too coherent for someone stoned out of their mind.

    Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 11, 10 at 6:03pm
    • smoking doesn't make me text stupid? it just makes you think about dumb shit, and occasionally you realize what you're pondering is absurd and you have to tell someone. hence, texts like these.

      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 11, 10 at 6:20pm
  • Rt. U R. Welcome to adulthood.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 10 at 1:35pm
  • This comment thread is a testament to how right Carl Sagan was when he spoke out in favor of marijuana as a means of expanding your consciousness.

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 16, 12 at 2:26pm
  • It's awesome that they didn't say, "that high."

    Submitted by tonto01 on Jul 14, 10 at 11:04pm
  • Sounds like a bad high

    Submitted by cbtango on Jul 11, 10 at 1:53pm