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  • 86 33
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 11, 10 at 2:56pm

    They are watching you. You are the one in a cage. The cage we call "society." If you want to be free, you must do what they do, and walk around naked all the time while flinging poo.

  • 72 39
    Submitted by jonman11 on Jul 11, 10 at 1:10pm

    Kind of true. Maybe the joke is on us.

  • 66 35
    Submitted by nirvana20 on Jul 11, 10 at 1:13pm

    jealous

  • 54 33
    Submitted by dhhdhdhd on Jul 11, 10 at 1:18pm

    The monkeys are the best when you're high at the zoo!!

  • 47 33
    Submitted by 619zac858 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:34pm

    Lol I was high at the SD zoo. Best place to be

  • 52 49
    Submitted by weathermentravy on Jul 11, 10 at 1:08pm

    First time being high?

  • 52 51
    Submitted by giantmidgit93 on Jul 11, 10 at 3:02pm

    It would be better if the animals were high too.

  • 42 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 10 at 1:35pm

    Rt. U R. Welcome to adulthood.

  • 28 19
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 16, 12 at 2:26pm

    This comment thread is a testament to how right Carl Sagan was when he spoke out in favor of marijuana as a means of expanding your consciousness.

  • 39 42
    Submitted by minimunchkinx3 on Jul 11, 10 at 3:13pm

    Let's smoke together 7 three 2 seven 7 eight 4 one 4 seven

  • 39 45
    Submitted by tonto01 on Jul 14, 10 at 11:04pm

    It's awesome that they didn't say, "that high."

  • 38 52
    Submitted by cbtango on Jul 11, 10 at 1:53pm

    Sounds like a bad high

  • 37 53
    Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 11, 10 at 6:03pm

    Bullshit. This text is too coherent for someone stoned out of their mind.

    • 58 39
      Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 11, 10 at 6:20pm

      smoking doesn't make me text stupid? it just makes you think about dumb shit, and occasionally you realize what you're pondering is absurd and you have to tell someone. hence, texts like these.