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  • Submitted by NOsaint16 on Apr 14, 10 at 4:11pm

    Well Brian I'm off to sea! Nothing surrounding me but sperm whales and seamen. Oh look a swallow!

  • Submitted by moderator on Apr 14, 10 at 5:22pm

    Highly unlikely. 30 SEALS all out together? No way.

  • Submitted by ericalew on Apr 14, 10 at 10:38pm

    I love all branches of the military. You're all hot. Now stop bitching. Women love men in uniform.

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    Submitted by KyleDennis135 on Apr 15, 10 at 1:20am

    ya that's one of the biggest cock blocks iv heard of, wait no, remember is super bad how you can't hook up with a chick at a bar cuz there a whore, shame on you, lie the seals get deseses.

  • 97 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 5:33pm

    men in uniform <3

  • 92 69
    Submitted by ahkdar on Apr 14, 10 at 6:39pm

    If your a marine and you think your better than a seal. Your a boot. Cuz if you've been in for a while like many of us. There is no shame in looking up to those guys. Fact

    • 51 74
      Submitted by anon123 on Apr 15, 10 at 8:18pm

      You are retarded and can barely form coherent sentences. Fact.

  • 83 76
    Submitted by TrickyNix on Apr 14, 10 at 5:28pm

    OORAH!!!

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    Submitted by zero_cool on Apr 15, 10 at 5:36pm

    I would be honored to feel like a pussy around 30 Navy SEALS.

  • 76 79
    Submitted by nicos on Apr 14, 10 at 3:37pm

    Been there done that; you just feel inadequate all night.

  • 83 99
    Submitted by semperfidoordie on Apr 14, 10 at 8:53pm

    Yea the Marines are a part of the navy...the mens department

    • 60 74
      Submitted by anon123 on Apr 15, 10 at 8:19pm

      yessss haha

  • 68 72
    Submitted by tallerguy87 on Apr 15, 10 at 10:09am

    All you need is one paratrooper

  • 70 80
    Submitted by KittyKat00 on Apr 14, 10 at 8:08pm

    I want to join!! Where r u?

  • Submitted by Shiltz on Apr 14, 10 at 3:34pm

    There are seaman everywhere, try going out with marines.

  • 72 88
    Submitted by USMCwellens on Apr 14, 10 at 9:57pm

    Ok anybody that fights about what branch is better are all dumb and boots. God damn every branch is cool in there own way

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Rocky_K on Apr 14, 10 at 7:41pm

    Respect

  • 63 71
    Submitted by bootyologist on Apr 15, 10 at 3:18am

    The seals are the best operatives and warriors on earth so fuck the rangers, marines, and green berets oh and fuck Russia and china

  • Submitted by gunslingerrepent on Apr 14, 10 at 5:26pm

    30 SEALs? Ok, sure, I'll suspend disbelief, but really, all you needs five infantry Marines

  • 61 70
    Submitted by angelbaby7223 on Apr 15, 10 at 12:50am

    Hahaha 4:11

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    Submitted by SugurNSpice on Apr 14, 10 at 10:40pm

    Who signs the Marine's checks? Oh yeah the Navy.

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      Submitted by Irish22 on Apr 17, 10 at 9:26pm

      Pretty sure it's DFAS out of Cleveland, boot

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    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 14, 10 at 7:52pm

    You wouldn't have that problem if you were Force Recon.

  • 59 73
    Submitted by psydog on Apr 14, 10 at 9:09pm

    True or not - that's awesome.

  • 64 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 10:47pm

    Haha yeah right army rangers. You can't do anything better than seals, they are the pinnacle.

  • 70 96
    Submitted by briroo1215 on Apr 14, 10 at 3:24pm

    First

  • 69 96
    Submitted by bassplayer60511 on Apr 14, 10 at 3:47pm

    HOOYAH SEALs!

  • 56 74
    Submitted by FaithfulFailure on Apr 15, 10 at 12:16am

    @NOsaint16 LMAO!!!

  • 55 75
    Submitted by huntsville on Apr 15, 10 at 3:18pm

    Wow @10:39\nThat's a fuckin shitty statement. I bet ur just saying that bc ur bitter and don't get any

  • 54 73
    Submitted by wizart18 on Apr 14, 10 at 10:42pm

    Maybe cuz u r. Go HOSPITAL CORPSMAN!!!!

  • 54 78
    Submitted by SARCOtheINFIDEL on Apr 14, 10 at 8:52pm

    Which color? Tucson?

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    Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on May 18, 10 at 10:14pm

    30? hot dam thats enough SEALS to take down an entire country.....literally

  • 46 67
    Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Apr 15, 10 at 7:40pm

    question is, how did you get so many SEALs together?\n\n|the kid|

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    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Apr 14, 10 at 11:13pm

    10:47 is annoying.

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 15, 10 at 4:52pm

    3.18, love to hear u prove that. Shame it's commonly held the British SAS are the apex of the SF pyramid. Elite soldiering without the roids or tech reliance

  • 55 87
    Submitted by MarineAggie on Apr 14, 10 at 11:22pm

    True dat ahkdar. F'n boots.lol

  • 56 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 10:39pm

    This dude could easily get pussy. Girls are sluts and are just plain easy

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 15, 10 at 5:44pm

    And yet, 10.45, what would you do without us?

  • Submitted by 82AirborneDiv11V on Apr 14, 10 at 9:38pm

    You should try hanging out with Army Rangers. We'll out shoot, drink, and fuck a Seal anyday.\n\nAnd don't even get me started on Jarheads....The Special Ed class of the U.S. Military

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      Submitted by styx on Apr 14, 10 at 10:49pm

      Sorry cheif I did 3 yrs in 2nd batt and seals are way better than rangers. The only time I wear my tab is for a DA photo. Get off your blackhawk down hard on.

  • 52 87
    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Apr 14, 10 at 5:33pm

    I don't get it. Why do you feel like a pussy?

  • 34 52
    Submitted by miss_lauren on Aug 21, 11 at 11:48am

    love love love men in uniform. especially cops. hate them as people, love them a fuck toys. mmmmm

  • 47 79
    Submitted by starsfan326 on Apr 15, 10 at 6:29am

    Obviously they're lying but that is funny

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    Submitted by future_USMC on Apr 19, 10 at 9:52pm

    I have to admit I'm a diehard marine fan. But I still highly respect any soldier.

  • Submitted by ggmate on Apr 14, 10 at 5:42pm

    Marines are wussies in comparison to SEALs, sry semper fi...ur out of ur league

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      Submitted by Murphy334 on Apr 14, 10 at 8:16pm

      chill out, we're all on the same side.

  • Submitted by lsatman on Apr 15, 10 at 6:46am

    有趣的经历

  • 42 79
    Submitted by wljones228 on Apr 15, 10 at 7:42pm

    Hello ladies I'm in the Navy lol

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    Submitted by whaletalk on Apr 14, 10 at 11:28pm

    Lol at nosaint16

  • Submitted by dixthedog on Apr 14, 10 at 10:13pm

    82Airborne-that was hilarious!

  • Submitted by stsdj on Apr 14, 10 at 4:39pm

    Why, so you can get your assed kicked right along side them?

  • 42 86
    Submitted by bootyologist on Apr 16, 10 at 1:18am

    Navy seals are the best soldiers and warriors of all time, so stop arguing and besides it doesn't matter because America in general is the best. So fuck Russia and China!

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    Submitted by ktownclown on Nov 1, 11 at 6:51am

    gunslinger, how fucking retarded are you?First of all, its force recon marines. second, SEALS are the most elite fighting group in the world. 1 navy SEAL could kick the shit out of all of your precious "infantry marines." and yes I know this for a fact because I trained to be a SEAL until I got released for medical reasons.

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    Submitted by semperfidoordie on Apr 24, 10 at 7:43am

    Hey 10:45. I'm a marine. I don't beat my girlfriend. I love my family as much as I love the corps. So go fuck yourself you simple communist bastard.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 15, 10 at 10:45am

    Fuck men in uniform. Military men and police officers are something like 10x more likely to beat their girlfriends and wives. Plus, killing people isn't much of a living. I'll stick with doctors, engineers, teachers, and lawyers thank you very much