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  • Well Brian I'm off to sea! Nothing surrounding me but sperm whales and seamen. Oh look a swallow!

    Submitted by NOsaint16 on Apr 14, 10 at 4:11pm
  • men in uniform <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 5:33pm
  • I love all branches of the military. You're all hot. Now stop bitching. Women love men in uniform.

    Submitted by ericalew on Apr 14, 10 at 10:38pm
  • Highly unlikely. 30 SEALS all out together? No way.

    Submitted by moderator on Apr 14, 10 at 5:22pm
  • ya that's one of the biggest cock blocks iv heard of, wait no, remember is super bad how you can't hook up with a chick at a bar cuz there a whore, shame on you, lie the seals get deseses.

    Submitted by KyleDennis135 on Apr 15, 10 at 1:20am
  • All you need is one paratrooper

    Submitted by tallerguy87 on Apr 15, 10 at 10:09am
  • Been there done that; you just feel inadequate all night.

    Submitted by nicos on Apr 14, 10 at 3:37pm
  • If your a marine and you think your better than a seal. Your a boot. Cuz if you've been in for a while like many of us. There is no shame in looking up to those guys. Fact

    Submitted by ahkdar on Apr 14, 10 at 6:39pm
    • You are retarded and can barely form coherent sentences. Fact.

      Submitted by anon123 on Apr 15, 10 at 8:18pm
  • Respect

    Submitted by Rocky_K on Apr 14, 10 at 7:41pm
  • I would be honored to feel like a pussy around 30 Navy SEALS.

    Submitted by zero_cool on Apr 15, 10 at 5:36pm
  • Hahaha 4:11

    Submitted by angelbaby7223 on Apr 15, 10 at 12:50am
  • OORAH!!!

    Submitted by TrickyNix on Apr 14, 10 at 5:28pm
  • Yea the Marines are a part of the navy...the mens department

    Submitted by semperfidoordie on Apr 14, 10 at 8:53pm
  • I want to join!! Where r u?

    Submitted by KittyKat00 on Apr 14, 10 at 8:08pm
  • The seals are the best operatives and warriors on earth so fuck the rangers, marines, and green berets oh and fuck Russia and china

    Submitted by bootyologist on Apr 15, 10 at 3:18am
  • HOOYAH SEALs!

    Submitted by bassplayer60511 on Apr 14, 10 at 3:47pm
  • There are seaman everywhere, try going out with marines.

    Submitted by Shiltz on Apr 14, 10 at 3:34pm
  • Ok anybody that fights about what branch is better are all dumb and boots. God damn every branch is cool in there own way

    Submitted by USMCwellens on Apr 14, 10 at 9:57pm
  • You wouldn't have that problem if you were Force Recon.

    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 14, 10 at 7:52pm
  • Who signs the Marine's checks? Oh yeah the Navy.

    Submitted by SugurNSpice on Apr 14, 10 at 10:40pm
  • 3.18, love to hear u prove that. Shame it's commonly held the British SAS are the apex of the SF pyramid. Elite soldiering without the roids or tech reliance

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 15, 10 at 4:52pm
  • True or not - that's awesome.

    Submitted by psydog on Apr 14, 10 at 9:09pm
  • True dat ahkdar. F'n boots.lol

    Submitted by MarineAggie on Apr 14, 10 at 11:22pm
  • 30 SEALs? Ok, sure, I'll suspend disbelief, but really, all you needs five infantry Marines

    Submitted by gunslingerrepent on Apr 14, 10 at 5:26pm
  • Haha yeah right army rangers. You can't do anything better than seals, they are the pinnacle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 10:47pm
  • 30? hot dam thats enough SEALS to take down an entire country.....literally

    Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on May 18, 10 at 10:14pm
  • First

    Submitted by briroo1215 on Apr 14, 10 at 3:24pm
  • question is, how did you get so many SEALs together?\n\n|the kid|

    Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Apr 15, 10 at 7:40pm
  • @NOsaint16 LMAO!!!

    Submitted by FaithfulFailure on Apr 15, 10 at 12:16am
  • This dude could easily get pussy. Girls are sluts and are just plain easy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 10:39pm
  • Which color? Tucson?

    Submitted by SARCOtheINFIDEL on Apr 14, 10 at 8:52pm
  • And yet, 10.45, what would you do without us?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 15, 10 at 5:44pm
  • I don't get it. Why do you feel like a pussy?

    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Apr 14, 10 at 5:33pm
  • Maybe cuz u r. Go HOSPITAL CORPSMAN!!!!

    Submitted by wizart18 on Apr 14, 10 at 10:42pm
  • 10:47 is annoying.

    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Apr 14, 10 at 11:13pm
  • I have to admit I'm a diehard marine fan. But I still highly respect any soldier.

    Submitted by future_USMC on Apr 19, 10 at 9:52pm
  • Obviously they're lying but that is funny

    Submitted by starsfan326 on Apr 15, 10 at 6:29am
  • Why, so you can get your assed kicked right along side them?

    Submitted by stsdj on Apr 14, 10 at 4:39pm
  • You should try hanging out with Army Rangers. We'll out shoot, drink, and fuck a Seal anyday.\n\nAnd don't even get me started on Jarheads....The Special Ed class of the U.S. Military

    Submitted by 82AirborneDiv11V on Apr 14, 10 at 9:38pm
    • Sorry cheif I did 3 yrs in 2nd batt and seals are way better than rangers. The only time I wear my tab is for a DA photo. Get off your blackhawk down hard on.

      Submitted by styx on Apr 14, 10 at 10:49pm
  • Wow @10:39\nThat's a fuckin shitty statement. I bet ur just saying that bc ur bitter and don't get any

    Submitted by huntsville on Apr 15, 10 at 3:18pm
  • gunslinger, how fucking retarded are you?First of all, its force recon marines. second, SEALS are the most elite fighting group in the world. 1 navy SEAL could kick the shit out of all of your precious "infantry marines." and yes I know this for a fact because I trained to be a SEAL until I got released for medical reasons.

    Submitted by ktownclown on Nov 1, 11 at 6:51am
  • Hello ladies I'm in the Navy lol

    Submitted by wljones228 on Apr 15, 10 at 7:42pm
  • Hey 10:45. I'm a marine. I don't beat my girlfriend. I love my family as much as I love the corps. So go fuck yourself you simple communist bastard.

    Submitted by semperfidoordie on Apr 24, 10 at 7:43am
  • 有趣的经历

    Submitted by lsatman on Apr 15, 10 at 6:46am
  • Lol at nosaint16

    Submitted by whaletalk on Apr 14, 10 at 11:28pm
  • Marines are wussies in comparison to SEALs, sry semper fi...ur out of ur league

    Submitted by ggmate on Apr 14, 10 at 5:42pm
  • Navy seals are the best soldiers and warriors of all time, so stop arguing and besides it doesn't matter because America in general is the best. So fuck Russia and China!

    Submitted by bootyologist on Apr 16, 10 at 1:18am
  • 82Airborne-that was hilarious!

    Submitted by dixthedog on Apr 14, 10 at 10:13pm
  • love love love men in uniform. especially cops. hate them as people, love them a fuck toys. mmmmm

    Submitted by miss_lauren on Aug 21, 11 at 11:48am
  • Fuck men in uniform. Military men and police officers are something like 10x more likely to beat their girlfriends and wives. Plus, killing people isn't much of a living. I'll stick with doctors, engineers, teachers, and lawyers thank you very much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 15, 10 at 10:45am