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(443): View more from Maryland

where are you?

(240): View more from Maryland

Hypothermia

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(518): View more from New York

in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility

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(845): View more from New York

I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting

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(850): View more from Florida

What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?

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Her vagina devoured it.

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(720): View more from Colorado

i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944

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and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.

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(415): View more from California

Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted

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