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  • Ahh, stop mixing tenses.

    Submitted by thedrake9 on Jun 30, 10 at 5:44pm
  • It's called masturbation moron.

    Submitted by xuncommonx on Jul 1, 10 at 12:17pm
  • Neighplay, you ma'am are an awful human being.

    Submitted by An0n on Jun 30, 10 at 4:40pm
  • doing the same thing over and over, but expecting different results each time is the definition of insanity... learn to take control and walk away with them yearning once in a while...

    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jun 30, 10 at 5:21pm
  • Lol. I love how people get mad on this site.

    Submitted by neighplay on Jul 1, 10 at 12:23am
  • The frequency you let her give you blue balls must be ridiculous

    Submitted by _Emerica_ on Jul 1, 10 at 1:45am
  • Aww I can fix that lol

    Submitted by kelligirl83 on Jul 4, 10 at 5:40am
  • Bastard, you aren't supposed to like it back. Now you go and mess up my strategy.

    Submitted by An0n on Jun 30, 10 at 4:47pm
  • @anonymous clearly you are a female or have never had a cock tease in your life. Blue balls are real, no they don't turn blue (a common misconception) but it is slang for the medical condition known as vasocongestion. Google that shit!

    Submitted by dak5432 on Jun 30, 10 at 11:53pm
  • Just like a bitch from palm beach. Lol.

    Submitted by Brandonfluff711 on Jun 30, 10 at 11:19pm
  • I could fixthat for ya...

    Submitted by kelligirl83 on Jul 4, 10 at 6:17am
  • These blue balls are making me thirsty!

    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 30, 10 at 8:24pm
  • God girl, quit being a prude and give it up already!!

    Submitted by michgirl on Jul 2, 10 at 8:58am
  • Blue balls actually is real. Its not the semen build up that's dangerous but the amount of oxygen built up by being excited that doesn't get release or somethin like that

    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jun 30, 10 at 10:22pm
  • neighplay, men don't play "games" like that, boys do. You pedo.

    Submitted by Garner on Jun 30, 10 at 6:24pm
  • Nice. It's always fun to meet a man who can play my games right back at me.

    Submitted by neighplay on Jun 30, 10 at 4:43pm
  • Tease equals awful human being. I tease girls just to even the playing field a bit.

    Submitted by An0n on Jun 30, 10 at 4:42pm
  • masterbate? lmao

    Submitted by iiiloveyouuu on Aug 19, 10 at 2:19pm
  • you probably have an insane amount of semen build up.. time to pimp slap the hoe.

    Submitted by underagehangover on Jun 30, 10 at 4:41pm
  • Multiple occurrences of blue balls is the leading cause of suicide. Be responsible kids.

    Submitted by zealous on Jun 30, 10 at 9:31pm
  • I had to rid this six times... "with which", not "that"!

    Submitted by steenerstoner on Jun 30, 10 at 6:35pm
  • C'mon mom, quite teasing your little boy!

    Submitted by AlwaysHoping on Jul 1, 10 at 8:22am
  • Lol @ all the people who think blue balls is real. It's a completely made-up condition ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 10 at 8:11pm
  • Ha ha I love doing that to guys

    Submitted by neighplay on Jun 30, 10 at 4:38pm
  • Sorry about messin up your strategy ;)

    Submitted by neighplay on Jul 1, 10 at 1:35am
  • I like to think this is said from one good friend to another, in perfectly good spirits. I'd say it to my (female) best friend.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 30, 10 at 9:04pm
  • You can die from that shit!

    Submitted by trisbr on Jun 30, 10 at 4:40pm
  • Nah I'm a fine human being. I'm just a terrible tease ;)

    Submitted by neighplay on Jun 30, 10 at 4:41pm
  • Yeah, it does hurt like no other. I got it once and had to drive like ten minutes home. My sack throbbed the whole time.

    Submitted by An0n on Jul 1, 10 at 12:14am