nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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10:06 is probably a guy
One teaspoon of cum contains about 5 calories, and the average ejaculation produces about a tablespoon of semen, for a total of 15 calories. Because of the sugars in seminal fluid, we'd guess that it has a few carbohydrates, but considering the relatively small volume of semen per "serving" we'd guess the total amount to be negligible.
758- shut up ho
Anyone who thinks 6.5 inches is impressive is a guy with a small dick
How many dicks have are u putting in your vag?
1:02 the point was, she meant DEFINITELY, yet spelled it DEFIANTLY. If you don't know the difference between the two words perhaps you should look them up.
As a woman, 3:14, I'd never know how that feels anyway. There is nothing you can offer that I couldn't just purchase from a sex shop if I was that curious. Unfortunately, you don't have that option.
I was totally thinking that after my fuck buddy came in my mouth and i swallowed the other night!
Interesting findings 9:33. I assume you've performed some field testing on the subject?
hey, this is mine. my friend put it up. btw, NINE INCHES ;)
My name is Brandon. Lol
I no a kid who lives in 508 named Brandon.....
and preferably not loads of hair, lol
I knew a guy whose license plate said "8 inches"
I believe the technical term for him is "douchebag".
10:06 are you one of those girls that wants a guy just because he has a girlfriend?
3:42 ambiguous point
This is why I'm glad to be a lesbian. As long as a pussy's clean, it's perfect.
I'd take a superhard average one over a semihard huge one any day.
10:11-no it isn't chemistry. 15 calories per tablespoon. 67.6280454 tablespoons per liter- so its roughly 1014 calories per liter. Not exactly a "magic math equation"-MAN PEOPLE ARE DUMB
10:57 I 200% agree with that statement. In fact more than that just hurts. Makes your mouth sore and defiantly doesn't fit in any other hole in MY body!
I cant even get 2 fingers up there anymore! I'm hoping to rectify this situation this weekend though.
I really need to get one of those shirts: "Must be 7" or longer to ride."
the guys who can only get it kinda hard are the worst too, even if theyre big
i agree w/ the dyke as a straight girl! i think guys see us being so different from them, they never recognize our masculinity for what it is. my friend is a history major, obsessed with european fascism (not as a facist of course) and every guy who hears that says "i didn't know girls liked that." same thing when they hear i like ray harryhausen movies. and i definately know more traditionally masculine girls like the ones who threw shotput on our track team in hs. my 2 cents.
HELL NO i'm not gunna boycott the penis... haha wait i already did. 11 months now no penis. Thats why nothing is going to fit! -11:38
>> Most men are masculine, most women are not.
At least you acknowledge that mannerisms are not entirely gender-specific. I'd be curious to hear your definition of masculinity, how it differs from anything I could experience with a masculine woman.
- the 3:19 dyke
Haha That speaks VOLUMES about your manhood!
Oops i meant your not you are
"defiantly doesn't fit".......it fights you? I think that says more about you.
Actually. The average penis size is 6.5 inches
Anyone who says over 8 inches is a dumbshit
Hey 7:59, you're mom's gonna die.
10:15 OMG REALLY? cause there is only like one Brandon in the entire world....
My mom is dead asshole
I hate when you get a guy with a small to average one and he thinks its like enormous
6 inches is fine if you want to give an easy BJ without the work. Otherwise, it's useless.
Great! We can fuck and I can blow you all at the same time! w00t!
10:15 did you pass school. It's I know a kid not I no....dumb asses
And all that protien!!
The first 10:10 was a guy trust me I know!
Am I the only one who wants to do/meet Brandon
HAHA No it doesn't fight me it just doesn't fit...like won't go in try as I or he might!
the average male penis is 8.5 inches
7 is about the best all around size, id say
10:10 (1) that's just the average for how far most dicks are in your ass
Everyone please give 10:15 a round of applause, he knows a Brandon in 508, it's ficking amazing and I'm jelous....
its an actual website called: is drinking cum good for you-I actually found it really interesting! haha!
10:03 - Do the math you lazy bastard.
actually the average size of a male is like 5.5inches, with the median being lower, so that more than half the male population has below average size...
besides it just being 7in long- it has to have some girth to it for sure
one time i got one that had to be like 2-3 inches hard. giving him head was like sucking my thumb.
What's the calories per ounce of cum?
10:10 you mean do the chemistry? Unless you know a magic math equation that can figure it out. Man people are dumb
You're name is brandon? No way! Amaaazingly epic... TOOL
Hahaha! Depends how big he is?
10:10am (3)-actually I am a woman, you obviously liked my idea (10:06am)
There's a cookbook about cooking with cum. Mmmm...ugh.
y don't you and ur roomies have a jack-off fest and measure all the cum and find out-u DB's