nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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How many dicks have are u putting in your vag?
1:02 the point was, she meant DEFINITELY, yet spelled it DEFIANTLY. If you don't know the difference between the two words perhaps you should look them up.
758- shut up ho
As a woman, 3:14, I'd never know how that feels anyway. There is nothing you can offer that I couldn't just purchase from a sex shop if I was that curious. Unfortunately, you don't have that option.
One teaspoon of cum contains about 5 calories, and the average ejaculation produces about a tablespoon of semen, for a total of 15 calories. Because of the sugars in seminal fluid, we'd guess that it has a few carbohydrates, but considering the relatively small volume of semen per "serving" we'd guess the total amount to be negligible.
Interesting findings 9:33. I assume you've performed some field testing on the subject?
hey, this is mine. my friend put it up. btw, NINE INCHES ;)
I was totally thinking that after my fuck buddy came in my mouth and i swallowed the other night!
Anyone who thinks 6.5 inches is impressive is a guy with a small dick
I no a kid who lives in 508 named Brandon.....
and preferably not loads of hair, lol
10:06 are you one of those girls that wants a guy just because he has a girlfriend?
I knew a guy whose license plate said "8 inches"
I believe the technical term for him is "douchebag".
10:06 is probably a guy
My name is Brandon. Lol
3:42 ambiguous point
10:11-no it isn't chemistry. 15 calories per tablespoon. 67.6280454 tablespoons per liter- so its roughly 1014 calories per liter. Not exactly a "magic math equation"-MAN PEOPLE ARE DUMB
HELL NO i'm not gunna boycott the penis... haha wait i already did. 11 months now no penis. Thats why nothing is going to fit! -11:38
Hey 7:59, you're mom's gonna die.
This is why I'm glad to be a lesbian. As long as a pussy's clean, it's perfect.
10:57 I 200% agree with that statement. In fact more than that just hurts. Makes your mouth sore and defiantly doesn't fit in any other hole in MY body!
the average male penis is 8.5 inches
I'd take a superhard average one over a semihard huge one any day.
10:15 OMG REALLY? cause there is only like one Brandon in the entire world....
My mom is dead asshole
I cant even get 2 fingers up there anymore! I'm hoping to rectify this situation this weekend though.
HAHA No it doesn't fight me it just doesn't fit...like won't go in try as I or he might!
What's the calories per ounce of cum?
I really need to get one of those shirts: "Must be 7" or longer to ride."
>> Most men are masculine, most women are not.
At least you acknowledge that mannerisms are not entirely gender-specific. I'd be curious to hear your definition of masculinity, how it differs from anything I could experience with a masculine woman.
- the 3:19 dyke
Great! We can fuck and I can blow you all at the same time! w00t!
the guys who can only get it kinda hard are the worst too, even if theyre big
I hate when you get a guy with a small to average one and he thinks its like enormous
10:15 did you pass school. It's I know a kid not I no....dumb asses
i agree w/ the dyke as a straight girl! i think guys see us being so different from them, they never recognize our masculinity for what it is. my friend is a history major, obsessed with european fascism (not as a facist of course) and every guy who hears that says "i didn't know girls liked that." same thing when they hear i like ray harryhausen movies. and i definately know more traditionally masculine girls like the ones who threw shotput on our track team in hs. my 2 cents.
Actually. The average penis size is 6.5 inches
Anyone who says over 8 inches is a dumbshit
10:03 - Do the math you lazy bastard.
Everyone please give 10:15 a round of applause, he knows a Brandon in 508, it's ficking amazing and I'm jelous....
And all that protien!!
Hahaha! Depends how big he is?
The first 10:10 was a guy trust me I know!
Am I the only one who wants to do/meet Brandon
Oops i meant your not you are
"defiantly doesn't fit".......it fights you? I think that says more about you.
Haha That speaks VOLUMES about your manhood!
actually the average size of a male is like 5.5inches, with the median being lower, so that more than half the male population has below average size...
6 inches is fine if you want to give an easy BJ without the work. Otherwise, it's useless.
10:10 (1) that's just the average for how far most dicks are in your ass
its an actual website called: is drinking cum good for you-I actually found it really interesting! haha!
7 is about the best all around size, id say
one time i got one that had to be like 2-3 inches hard. giving him head was like sucking my thumb.
There's a cookbook about cooking with cum. Mmmm...ugh.
besides it just being 7in long- it has to have some girth to it for sure
10:10 you mean do the chemistry? Unless you know a magic math equation that can figure it out. Man people are dumb
y don't you and ur roomies have a jack-off fest and measure all the cum and find out-u DB's
10:10am (3)-actually I am a woman, you obviously liked my idea (10:06am)
You're name is brandon? No way! Amaaazingly epic... TOOL