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  • How many dicks have are u putting in your vag?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:29am
  • 10:06 is probably a guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:10am
  • 758- shut up ho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 10:25am
  • Anyone who thinks 6.5 inches is impressive is a guy with a small dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:50am
  • I was totally thinking that after my fuck buddy came in my mouth and i swallowed the other night!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:41am
  • One teaspoon of cum contains about 5 calories, and the average ejaculation produces about a tablespoon of semen, for a total of 15 calories. Because of the sugars in seminal fluid, we'd guess that it has a few carbohydrates, but considering the relatively small volume of semen per "serving" we'd guess the total amount to be negligible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:33am
  • 1:02 the point was, she meant DEFINITELY, yet spelled it DEFIANTLY. If you don't know the difference between the two words perhaps you should look them up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:19pm
  • As a woman, 3:14, I'd never know how that feels anyway. There is nothing you can offer that I couldn't just purchase from a sex shop if I was that curious. Unfortunately, you don't have that option.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:19pm
  • hey, this is mine. my friend put it up. btw, NINE INCHES ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:43pm
  • I no a kid who lives in 508 named Brandon.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:15am
  • Interesting findings 9:33. I assume you've performed some field testing on the subject?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:35am
  • My name is Brandon. Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:50pm
  • and preferably not loads of hair, lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:08am
  • 10:06 are you one of those girls that wants a guy just because he has a girlfriend?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:12pm
  • I knew a guy whose license plate said "8 inches" I believe the technical term for him is "douchebag".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:53am
  • 3:42 ambiguous point

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:56pm
  • 10:57 I 200% agree with that statement. In fact more than that just hurts. Makes your mouth sore and defiantly doesn't fit in any other hole in MY body!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:38am
  • 10:11-no it isn't chemistry. 15 calories per tablespoon. 67.6280454 tablespoons per liter- so its roughly 1014 calories per liter. Not exactly a "magic math equation"-MAN PEOPLE ARE DUMB

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:43am
  • This is why I'm glad to be a lesbian. As long as a pussy's clean, it's perfect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:20pm
  • I cant even get 2 fingers up there anymore! I'm hoping to rectify this situation this weekend though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:38pm
  • HELL NO i'm not gunna boycott the penis... haha wait i already did. 11 months now no penis. Thats why nothing is going to fit! -11:38

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:37pm
  • I'd take a superhard average one over a semihard huge one any day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:29am
  • the guys who can only get it kinda hard are the worst too, even if theyre big

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:18am
  • Hey 7:59, you're mom's gonna die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:19pm
  • My mom is dead asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:57pm
  • I really need to get one of those shirts: "Must be 7" or longer to ride."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:45am
  • the average male penis is 8.5 inches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:10am
  • "defiantly doesn't fit".......it fights you? I think that says more about you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:23pm
  • Oops i meant your not you are

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:03pm
  • Haha That speaks VOLUMES about your manhood!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:42pm
  • 10:15 OMG REALLY? cause there is only like one Brandon in the entire world....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:19am
  • >> Most men are masculine, most women are not. At least you acknowledge that mannerisms are not entirely gender-specific. I'd be curious to hear your definition of masculinity, how it differs from anything I could experience with a masculine woman. - the 3:19 dyke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:36am
  • HAHA No it doesn't fight me it just doesn't fit...like won't go in try as I or he might!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:31pm
  • Great! We can fuck and I can blow you all at the same time! w00t!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:58pm
  • I hate when you get a guy with a small to average one and he thinks its like enormous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:35am
  • What's the calories per ounce of cum?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:03am
  • 10:15 did you pass school. It's I know a kid not I no....dumb asses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:20am
  • i agree w/ the dyke as a straight girl! i think guys see us being so different from them, they never recognize our masculinity for what it is. my friend is a history major, obsessed with european fascism (not as a facist of course) and every guy who hears that says "i didn't know girls liked that." same thing when they hear i like ray harryhausen movies. and i definately know more traditionally masculine girls like the ones who threw shotput on our track team in hs. my 2 cents.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:58am
  • Actually. The average penis size is 6.5 inches Anyone who says over 8 inches is a dumbshit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:48am
  • 10:03 - Do the math you lazy bastard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:10am
  • And all that protien!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:39am
  • The first 10:10 was a guy trust me I know!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:54am
  • Am I the only one who wants to do/meet Brandon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:06am
  • Hahaha! Depends how big he is?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:55am
  • 10:10 (1) that's just the average for how far most dicks are in your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:15am
  • actually the average size of a male is like 5.5inches, with the median being lower, so that more than half the male population has below average size...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:00pm
  • Everyone please give 10:15 a round of applause, he knows a Brandon in 508, it's ficking amazing and I'm jelous....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:21am
  • one time i got one that had to be like 2-3 inches hard. giving him head was like sucking my thumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:40am
  • besides it just being 7in long- it has to have some girth to it for sure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:07am
  • 7 is about the best all around size, id say

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:57am
  • 6 inches is fine if you want to give an easy BJ without the work. Otherwise, it's useless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:53am
  • its an actual website called: is drinking cum good for you-I actually found it really interesting! haha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:36am
  • 10:10 you mean do the chemistry? Unless you know a magic math equation that can figure it out. Man people are dumb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:11am
  • There's a cookbook about cooking with cum. Mmmm...ugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:49am
  • You're name is brandon? No way! Amaaazingly epic... TOOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:59pm
  • y don't you and ur roomies have a jack-off fest and measure all the cum and find out-u DB's

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:06am
  • 10:10am (3)-actually I am a woman, you obviously liked my idea (10:06am)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:30am