nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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10:06 is probably a guy
One teaspoon of cum contains about 5 calories, and the average ejaculation produces about a tablespoon of semen, for a total of 15 calories. Because of the sugars in seminal fluid, we'd guess that it has a few carbohydrates, but considering the relatively small volume of semen per "serving" we'd guess the total amount to be negligible.
758- shut up ho
Anyone who thinks 6.5 inches is impressive is a guy with a small dick
How many dicks have are u putting in your vag?
1:02 the point was, she meant DEFINITELY, yet spelled it DEFIANTLY. If you don't know the difference between the two words perhaps you should look them up.
As a woman, 3:14, I'd never know how that feels anyway. There is nothing you can offer that I couldn't just purchase from a sex shop if I was that curious. Unfortunately, you don't have that option.
I was totally thinking that after my fuck buddy came in my mouth and i swallowed the other night!
Interesting findings 9:33. I assume you've performed some field testing on the subject?
hey, this is mine. my friend put it up. btw, NINE INCHES ;)
My name is Brandon. Lol
I no a kid who lives in 508 named Brandon.....
and preferably not loads of hair, lol
I knew a guy whose license plate said "8 inches"
I believe the technical term for him is "douchebag".
10:06 are you one of those girls that wants a guy just because he has a girlfriend?
10:11-no it isn't chemistry. 15 calories per tablespoon. 67.6280454 tablespoons per liter- so its roughly 1014 calories per liter. Not exactly a "magic math equation"-MAN PEOPLE ARE DUMB
3:42 ambiguous point
This is why I'm glad to be a lesbian. As long as a pussy's clean, it's perfect.
I'd take a superhard average one over a semihard huge one any day.
I cant even get 2 fingers up there anymore! I'm hoping to rectify this situation this weekend though.
10:57 I 200% agree with that statement. In fact more than that just hurts. Makes your mouth sore and defiantly doesn't fit in any other hole in MY body!
the guys who can only get it kinda hard are the worst too, even if theyre big
i agree w/ the dyke as a straight girl! i think guys see us being so different from them, they never recognize our masculinity for what it is. my friend is a history major, obsessed with european fascism (not as a facist of course) and every guy who hears that says "i didn't know girls liked that." same thing when they hear i like ray harryhausen movies. and i definately know more traditionally masculine girls like the ones who threw shotput on our track team in hs. my 2 cents.
>> Most men are masculine, most women are not.
At least you acknowledge that mannerisms are not entirely gender-specific. I'd be curious to hear your definition of masculinity, how it differs from anything I could experience with a masculine woman.
- the 3:19 dyke
I really need to get one of those shirts: "Must be 7" or longer to ride."
Hey 7:59, you're mom's gonna die.
HELL NO i'm not gunna boycott the penis... haha wait i already did. 11 months now no penis. Thats why nothing is going to fit! -11:38
"defiantly doesn't fit".......it fights you? I think that says more about you.
Haha That speaks VOLUMES about your manhood!
Actually. The average penis size is 6.5 inches
Anyone who says over 8 inches is a dumbshit
Oops i meant your not you are
10:15 OMG REALLY? cause there is only like one Brandon in the entire world....
My mom is dead asshole
I hate when you get a guy with a small to average one and he thinks its like enormous
6 inches is fine if you want to give an easy BJ without the work. Otherwise, it's useless.
Great! We can fuck and I can blow you all at the same time! w00t!
10:15 did you pass school. It's I know a kid not I no....dumb asses
And all that protien!!
The first 10:10 was a guy trust me I know!
the average male penis is 8.5 inches
Am I the only one who wants to do/meet Brandon
10:03 - Do the math you lazy bastard.
HAHA No it doesn't fight me it just doesn't fit...like won't go in try as I or he might!
its an actual website called: is drinking cum good for you-I actually found it really interesting! haha!
7 is about the best all around size, id say
10:10 (1) that's just the average for how far most dicks are in your ass
Everyone please give 10:15 a round of applause, he knows a Brandon in 508, it's ficking amazing and I'm jelous....
actually the average size of a male is like 5.5inches, with the median being lower, so that more than half the male population has below average size...
besides it just being 7in long- it has to have some girth to it for sure
one time i got one that had to be like 2-3 inches hard. giving him head was like sucking my thumb.
What's the calories per ounce of cum?
10:10 you mean do the chemistry? Unless you know a magic math equation that can figure it out. Man people are dumb
You're name is brandon? No way! Amaaazingly epic... TOOL
Hahaha! Depends how big he is?
10:10am (3)-actually I am a woman, you obviously liked my idea (10:06am)
There's a cookbook about cooking with cum. Mmmm...ugh.
y don't you and ur roomies have a jack-off fest and measure all the cum and find out-u DB's