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  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:35am

    Interesting findings 9:33. I assume you've performed some field testing on the subject?

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:33am

    One teaspoon of cum contains about 5 calories, and the average ejaculation produces about a tablespoon of semen, for a total of 15 calories. Because of the sugars in seminal fluid, we'd guess that it has a few carbohydrates, but considering the relatively small volume of semen per "serving" we'd guess the total amount to be negligible.

  • 40 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:29am

    How many dicks have are u putting in your vag?

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:10am

    10:06 is probably a guy

  • 37 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:50am

    Anyone who thinks 6.5 inches is impressive is a guy with a small dick

  • 34 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 10:25am

    758- shut up ho

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:41am

    I was totally thinking that after my fuck buddy came in my mouth and i swallowed the other night!

  • 32 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:19pm

    As a woman, 3:14, I'd never know how that feels anyway. There is nothing you can offer that I couldn't just purchase from a sex shop if I was that curious. Unfortunately, you don't have that option.

  • 34 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:19pm

    1:02 the point was, she meant DEFINITELY, yet spelled it DEFIANTLY. If you don't know the difference between the two words perhaps you should look them up.

  • 35 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:43pm

    hey, this is mine. my friend put it up. btw, NINE INCHES ;)

  • 34 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:43am

    10:11-no it isn't chemistry. 15 calories per tablespoon. 67.6280454 tablespoons per liter- so its roughly 1014 calories per liter. Not exactly a "magic math equation"-MAN PEOPLE ARE DUMB

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:08am

    and preferably not loads of hair, lol

  • 29 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:19pm

    Hey 7:59, you're mom's gonna die.

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:12pm

    10:06 are you one of those girls that wants a guy just because he has a girlfriend?

  • 35 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:29am

    I'd take a superhard average one over a semihard huge one any day.

  • 32 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:15am

    I no a kid who lives in 508 named Brandon.....

  • 32 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:31pm

    HAHA No it doesn't fight me it just doesn't fit...like won't go in try as I or he might!

  • 29 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:56pm

    3:42 ambiguous point

  • 30 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:38am

    10:57 I 200% agree with that statement. In fact more than that just hurts. Makes your mouth sore and defiantly doesn't fit in any other hole in MY body!

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:35am

    I hate when you get a guy with a small to average one and he thinks its like enormous

  • 31 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:53am

    I knew a guy whose license plate said "8 inches" I believe the technical term for him is "douchebag".

  • 28 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:57pm

    My mom is dead asshole

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:03pm

    Oops i meant your not you are

  • 28 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:58pm

    Great! We can fuck and I can blow you all at the same time! w00t!

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:20am

    10:15 did you pass school. It's I know a kid not I no....dumb asses

  • 30 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:39am

    And all that protien!!

  • 29 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:38pm

    I cant even get 2 fingers up there anymore! I'm hoping to rectify this situation this weekend though.

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:19am

    10:15 OMG REALLY? cause there is only like one Brandon in the entire world....

  • 34 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:06am

    Am I the only one who wants to do/meet Brandon

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:03am

    What's the calories per ounce of cum?

  • 28 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:55am

    Hahaha! Depends how big he is?

  • 27 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:58am

    i agree w/ the dyke as a straight girl! i think guys see us being so different from them, they never recognize our masculinity for what it is. my friend is a history major, obsessed with european fascism (not as a facist of course) and every guy who hears that says "i didn't know girls liked that." same thing when they hear i like ray harryhausen movies. and i definately know more traditionally masculine girls like the ones who threw shotput on our track team in hs. my 2 cents.

  • 29 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 2:20pm

    This is why I'm glad to be a lesbian. As long as a pussy's clean, it's perfect.

  • 27 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:42pm

    Haha That speaks VOLUMES about your manhood!

  • 29 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:54am

    The first 10:10 was a guy trust me I know!

  • 30 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:10am

    the average male penis is 8.5 inches

  • 25 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:15am

    10:10 (1) that's just the average for how far most dicks are in your ass

  • 26 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:00pm

    actually the average size of a male is like 5.5inches, with the median being lower, so that more than half the male population has below average size...

  • 27 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:21am

    Everyone please give 10:15 a round of applause, he knows a Brandon in 508, it's ficking amazing and I'm jelous....

  • 24 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:49am

    There's a cookbook about cooking with cum. Mmmm...ugh.

  • 26 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:23pm

    "defiantly doesn't fit".......it fights you? I think that says more about you.

  • 26 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:45am

    I really need to get one of those shirts: "Must be 7" or longer to ride."

  • 26 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:37pm

    HELL NO i'm not gunna boycott the penis... haha wait i already did. 11 months now no penis. Thats why nothing is going to fit! -11:38

  • 24 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:48am

    Actually. The average penis size is 6.5 inches Anyone who says over 8 inches is a dumbshit

  • 28 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:40am

    one time i got one that had to be like 2-3 inches hard. giving him head was like sucking my thumb.

  • 28 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:50pm

    My name is Brandon. Lol

  • 30 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:18am

    the guys who can only get it kinda hard are the worst too, even if theyre big

  • 26 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 12:36am

    >> Most men are masculine, most women are not. At least you acknowledge that mannerisms are not entirely gender-specific. I'd be curious to hear your definition of masculinity, how it differs from anything I could experience with a masculine woman. - the 3:19 dyke

  • 24 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:53am

    6 inches is fine if you want to give an easy BJ without the work. Otherwise, it's useless.

  • 30 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:10am

    10:03 - Do the math you lazy bastard.

  • 26 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:57am

    7 is about the best all around size, id say

  • 21 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:11am

    10:10 you mean do the chemistry? Unless you know a magic math equation that can figure it out. Man people are dumb

  • 26 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:07am

    besides it just being 7in long- it has to have some girth to it for sure

  • 23 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:06am

    y don't you and ur roomies have a jack-off fest and measure all the cum and find out-u DB's

  • 26 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:36am

    its an actual website called: is drinking cum good for you-I actually found it really interesting! haha!

  • 22 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:30am

    10:10am (3)-actually I am a woman, you obviously liked my idea (10:06am)

  • 23 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:59pm

    You're name is brandon? No way! Amaaazingly epic... TOOL