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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:13pm

    what the hell kinda chick has to "scoop" jizz out of her snatch?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:41pm

    I love jizz in my mouth and I'm a girl. Say yes if I should let my man bust one in my mouth tonight

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:11pm

    2:03 is an attention whore. And an actual whore too. Bonus?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:07pm

    hahahaha, some things are better left untexted.

  • 72 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:39pm

    guarantee 12:41 is either some creepy old dude or some middle schooler, but have at it

  • 83 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:14pm

    12:13 win for use of the word snatch....it made me laugh

  • 87 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:27pm

    there's a difference between whoredom and the need to announce publicly that you enjoy guzzling jizz?

  • 76 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:10pm

    I hope it's real, cuz it's funny

  • 71 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:35pm

    It is so easy to text wrong number in your phonebook, especially if it is to the person you are talking about. I've done it many times =[ Sad times.

  • 71 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:07pm

    hey least he still got to cum on her face

  • 76 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:15pm

    From your perspective...from his he's just thinking 'I'm about to bust a nut in this chick's mouth and she's going to consume it! What a whore I scored myself'

  • 65 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:26pm

    I dont care where she wants me to jizz, as long as we fucked and i came i'm a happy man.

  • 65 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:46pm

    Yes, 3:11, we get that you like to gurgle semen. Give it a rest already.

  • 61 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:24pm

    no, ass, it's publicly - go back to 3rd grade.

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:31pm

    my baby making machine is outta order so don't matter where he jizzes

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:10pm

    There's fantasy and there's reality crashing down.

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:35am

    I'm a guy & i love jizz on my face & in my mouth. I love having a guy dominate me like that

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:21pm

    Gross dude and ya snatch. Reminds me of pineapple express. Good movie.

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:03pm

    Actually 1:39 I am 22 and I'm 12:41. Really am going out with my man tonight and I do like to swallow jizz

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:29pm

    12:41, id prefer myself jizzing in your mouth

  • 38 38
    Submitted by RiotxBaby on Jun 3, 10 at 6:06pm

    Ah, new York(:

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:10pm

    Oops u won't do that again. Way to go dumb ass!

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:20pm

    Lmfao! Embarassing! It's ok..you should have said jk!

  • 45 55
    Submitted by PaddoK33N on Mar 15, 10 at 9:31pm

    Lmfao scooping out jizz? What with like an ice cream scoop? Haha

  • 33 33
    Submitted by ABassLineLow on Aug 2, 10 at 4:08pm

    Does anyone else think that maybe he did this on purpose?

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:21pm

    how do u scoop out jiz? tht makes no sence

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:19am

    Sept 5th 1:03. Went to school there, SO TRUE

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:32am

    Keepin' it classy in Dallas

  • 36 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:04pm

    omg i have sent texts to the wrong people idk how many times i feel ur pain

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:01pm

    212 Even if you do like to swallow you don't need to tell people about. Even if it is anonymous it effectively make you a "whore" and an "attention whore"!

  • 28 28
    Submitted by whatever234567 on Sep 30, 10 at 11:52pm

    ouch

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:53pm

    True or not, good one... I feel 516s pain as if this happened to me

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:56pm

    I believe he was making a play on words. PUBE-licly? The spelling failed a bit, though.

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:52pm

    Same same but different?

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:37pm

    12:35 i've done the samething a couple of times :(

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:54am

    lol, dumbass. Did you accidentally CC your mom on this, too?

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:50pm

    I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:17pm

    Damn i like to meet her sluts r cool

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:34pm

    just blow him in the end..jeez.it's not that hard.

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:24pm

    IDK why that chick got all offended like such. Also sticking spoontulas in your vagina to get off in a weird way has nothing to do with the jizz that was left over. Funny but that girl sounded like a straight up bitch.

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:37am

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  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:57pm

    scoop it out???? what the fuck is wrong with you?

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:38pm

    and 2:26 for the win. good call. the rest is all semantics.

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:14pm

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:39pm

    Do girls really get off of getting jizzed in the face? The facial expressions would be horrible.

  • 31 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 5:09am

    Quit saying jizz. Thanks.

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:09pm

    Shhhsndnwbdbagsuxhsb way wah wah

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:23am

    Scoop it out? What do you have a big popcorn bowl for a vag? Ewww.

  • 21 34
    Submitted by sugar_30 on Sep 3, 11 at 7:46am

    Anyone who calls someone a "fucktard" is clearly one themselves. :)

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:51pm

    You can swallow my jizz anytime

  • 37 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:34pm

    12:43 I want ur aim sn ;)

  • 34 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:23am

    am i the only one who recognizes the last sentence from like 80 other texts on this site or..?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:08pm

    Another 'wrong' txt joke... Real original fucktard.

  • 34 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:36pm

    Uhh 3:24 what are you talking about?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:12pm

    Not a whore I just like to swallow my mans jizz

  • 24 56
    Submitted by mybizzy on Apr 3, 10 at 6:16am

    917 nice attempt at being fierce, but you're still a slut!

  • 39 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:11pm

    So what I like attention I'll admit it but it is true I love to swallow his jizz