she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
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what the hell kinda chick has to "scoop" jizz out of her snatch?
I love jizz in my mouth and I'm a girl. Say yes if I should let my man bust one in my mouth tonight
2:03 is an attention whore.
And an actual whore too.
hahahaha, some things are better left untexted.
12:13 win for use of the word snatch....it made me laugh
guarantee 12:41 is either some creepy old dude or some middle schooler, but have at it
I hope it's real, cuz it's funny
I dont care where she wants me to jizz, as long as we fucked and i came i'm a happy man.
It is so easy to text wrong number in your phonebook, especially if it is to the person you are talking about. I've done it many times =[ Sad times.
there's a difference between whoredom and the need to announce publicly that you enjoy guzzling jizz?
From your perspective...from his he's just thinking 'I'm about to bust a nut in this chick's mouth and she's going to consume it! What a whore I scored myself'
hey least he still got to cum on her face
Gross dude and ya snatch. Reminds me of pineapple express. Good movie.
no, ass, it's publicly - go back to 3rd grade.
Yes, 3:11, we get that you like to gurgle semen. Give it a rest already.
my baby making machine is outta order so don't matter where he jizzes
IDK why that chick got all offended like such.
Also sticking spoontulas in your vagina to get off in a weird way
has nothing to do with the jizz that was left over.
Funny but that girl sounded like a straight up bitch.
I'm a guy & i love jizz on my face & in my mouth. I love having a guy dominate me like that
Sept 5th 1:03. Went to school there, SO TRUE
There's fantasy and there's reality crashing down.
Oops u won't do that again. Way to go dumb ass!
Does anyone else think that maybe he did this on purpose?
Actually 1:39 I am 22 and I'm 12:41. Really am going out with my man tonight and I do like to swallow jizz
Ah, new York(:
Lmfao scooping out jizz? What with like an ice cream scoop? Haha
omg i have sent texts to the wrong people idk how many times i feel ur pain
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12:41, id prefer myself jizzing in your mouth
12:35 i've done the samething a couple of times :(
Lmfao! Embarassing! It's ok..you should have said jk!
Quit saying jizz. Thanks.
lol, dumbass. Did you accidentally CC your mom on this, too?
Keepin' it classy in Dallas
how do u scoop out jiz? tht makes no sence
and 2:26 for the win. good call. the rest is all semantics.
212 Even if you do like to swallow you don't need to tell people about. Even if it is anonymous it effectively make you a "whore" and an "attention whore"!
scoop it out???? what the fuck is wrong with you?
just blow him in the end..jeez.it's not that hard.
I believe he was making a play on words. PUBE-licly? The spelling failed a bit, though.
True or not, good one... I feel 516s pain as if this happened to me
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
12:43 I want ur aim sn ;)
Same same but different?
Do girls really get off of getting jizzed in the face? The facial expressions would be horrible.
Uhh 3:24 what are you talking about?
You can swallow my jizz anytime
Anyone who calls someone a "fucktard" is clearly one themselves. :)
am i the only one who recognizes the last sentence from like 80 other texts on this site or..?
Damn i like to meet her sluts r cool
917 nice attempt at being fierce, but you're still a slut!
Scoop it out? What do you have a big popcorn bowl for a vag? Ewww.
Another 'wrong' txt joke...
Real original fucktard.
So what I like attention I'll admit it but it is true I love to swallow his jizz
Not a whore I just like to swallow my mans jizz
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