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  • what the hell kinda chick has to "scoop" jizz out of her snatch?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:13pm
  • I love jizz in my mouth and I'm a girl. Say yes if I should let my man bust one in my mouth tonight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:41pm
  • 2:03 is an attention whore. And an actual whore too. Bonus?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:11pm
  • hahahaha, some things are better left untexted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:07pm
  • 12:13 win for use of the word snatch....it made me laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:14pm
  • guarantee 12:41 is either some creepy old dude or some middle schooler, but have at it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:39pm
  • I hope it's real, cuz it's funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:10pm
  • It is so easy to text wrong number in your phonebook, especially if it is to the person you are talking about. I've done it many times =[ Sad times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:35pm
  • I dont care where she wants me to jizz, as long as we fucked and i came i'm a happy man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:26pm
  • From your perspective...from his he's just thinking 'I'm about to bust a nut in this chick's mouth and she's going to consume it! What a whore I scored myself'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:15pm
  • hey least he still got to cum on her face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:07pm
  • there's a difference between whoredom and the need to announce publicly that you enjoy guzzling jizz?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:27pm
  • Yes, 3:11, we get that you like to gurgle semen. Give it a rest already.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:46pm
  • no, ass, it's publicly - go back to 3rd grade.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:24pm
  • Gross dude and ya snatch. Reminds me of pineapple express. Good movie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:21pm
  • Sept 5th 1:03. Went to school there, SO TRUE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:19am
  • my baby making machine is outta order so don't matter where he jizzes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:31pm
  • Does anyone else think that maybe he did this on purpose?

    Submitted by ABassLineLow on Aug 2, 10 at 4:08pm
  • I'm a guy & i love jizz on my face & in my mouth. I love having a guy dominate me like that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 9:35am
  • IDK why that chick got all offended like such. Also sticking spoontulas in your vagina to get off in a weird way has nothing to do with the jizz that was left over. Funny but that girl sounded like a straight up bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:24pm
  • There's fantasy and there's reality crashing down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:10pm
  • ouch

    Submitted by whatever234567 on Sep 30, 10 at 11:52pm
  • Oops u won't do that again. Way to go dumb ass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:10pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 5:37am
  • omg i have sent texts to the wrong people idk how many times i feel ur pain

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:04pm
  • Actually 1:39 I am 22 and I'm 12:41. Really am going out with my man tonight and I do like to swallow jizz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:03pm
  • Ah, new York(:

    Submitted by RiotxBaby on Jun 3, 10 at 6:06pm
  • Lmfao scooping out jizz? What with like an ice cream scoop? Haha

    Submitted by PaddoK33N on Mar 15, 10 at 9:31pm
  • Lmfao! Embarassing! It's ok..you should have said jk!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:20pm
  • 12:35 i've done the samething a couple of times :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:37pm
  • Quit saying jizz. Thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 5:09am
  • 12:41, id prefer myself jizzing in your mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:29pm
  • Keepin' it classy in Dallas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 12:32am
  • True or not, good one... I feel 516s pain as if this happened to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:53pm
  • Do girls really get off of getting jizzed in the face? The facial expressions would be horrible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:39pm
  • lol, dumbass. Did you accidentally CC your mom on this, too?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 1:54am
  • how do u scoop out jiz? tht makes no sence

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:21pm
  • 212 Even if you do like to swallow you don't need to tell people about. Even if it is anonymous it effectively make you a "whore" and an "attention whore"!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:01pm
  • 12:43 I want ur aim sn ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:34pm
  • and 2:26 for the win. good call. the rest is all semantics.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:38pm
  • just blow him in the end..jeez.it's not that hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:34pm
  • scoop it out???? what the fuck is wrong with you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:57pm
  • Uhh 3:24 what are you talking about?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:36pm
  • Same same but different?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:52pm
  • am i the only one who recognizes the last sentence from like 80 other texts on this site or..?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 2:23am
  • I believe he was making a play on words. PUBE-licly? The spelling failed a bit, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:56pm
  • I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:50pm
  • You can swallow my jizz anytime

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 7:51pm
  • Anyone who calls someone a "fucktard" is clearly one themselves. :)

    Submitted by sugar_30 on Sep 3, 11 at 7:46am
  • Damn i like to meet her sluts r cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:17pm
  • Another 'wrong' txt joke... Real original fucktard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:08pm
  • So what I like attention I'll admit it but it is true I love to swallow his jizz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 3:11pm
  • Not a whore I just like to swallow my mans jizz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:12pm
  • 917 nice attempt at being fierce, but you're still a slut!

    Submitted by mybizzy on Apr 3, 10 at 6:16am
  • Scoop it out? What do you have a big popcorn bowl for a vag? Ewww.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:23am
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 4:14pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:09pm
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