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  • Girls, get your strap-ons.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:53am
  • 2:46 girls don't *have* prostates

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:10am
  • IT FEELS GOOD! let the man be

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:16am
  • I'm a totally straight guy, never been attracted to men in the slightest. so when my girlfriend asked me to "try different things" i was hesitant of course but i read some articles from "sexual doctors" and they said it's perfectly normal to want to try new things on your own body and just because you want to have something go up your butt doesn't make you attracted to men or want a man's penis up there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:24pm
  • hey let me tell ya, a hummer with the digits aint all bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:43pm
  • btw it does feel good after you get past the initial pain

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:24pm
  • 1:54 is a fucking GENIUS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:09am
  • um, no...girls don't have 2 g-spots...the male "g-spot" in his ass is actually stimulating his prostate...which women don't have. so girls just have their clit and their vaginal g-spots. sure, anal feels amazing, but it doesn't mean we have a second happy spot! but anyways, thanks for playing...you can go fuck yourself now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:18am
    • great... thank you... now i don't have to say the same thing to the same dumbass

      Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on May 11, 10 at 12:42am
  • actually, there's no such thing as a g-spot. in either sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:22am
    • okay debbie downer just because it's called a "prostate" doesn't mean that we, on the streets, can't call it a G-spot

      Submitted by FuckTheDumbShit on May 11, 10 at 12:38am
  • 2:36 missed the anal sex reference, but it's okay, you're BOTH dumbasses!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:56am
  • It keeps repeating....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:42am
  • I love it when men like their ass played with!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:53am
  • Pica ya te la cola

    Submitted by Nickkk on Jul 29, 10 at 2:17pm
  • ...oh yeah and that whole "pregnancy" thing only works with a man and woman anyway...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:47am
  • Omg this is amazing. I'm already out, but it's a great explanation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:48pm
  • What a waste 2:11. Just slip a finger up there!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:13am
  • I don't want to read any more texts like these while my boyfriend refuses to let me peg him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:11am
  • He wants to try bisexuality. If the OP is his GF, just make sure his partners wear condoms.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:35am
  • Me: Hot, successful, smart sexually wild 24yo guy. The last 4 women I've been with have been absolute prudes. ... all you ladies who love this kind of stuff... Very sad you don't live near me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:49am
  • 5:46...are you an idiot or have you just never had sex before? You're 0 for 2 in terms of homosexual sex...well done, sir! Now go jackrabbt hunch some bitch and cum in 2 minutes and tell me that wasn't lame! Thank you and goodnight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:30pm
  • that is a really good point

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:10am
  • This guy sounds anal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:17am
  • If any guys want me to explore their g-spots give me a call -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:19am
  • 9:49... we adventuresome women do exist; maybe you should be looking for an older woman? experience matters. I'm definitely not a prude, there's no fun in that! I like playing with a man's ass just as long as he likes it as well. oh hell yeah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:17pm
  • 1:54 is my hero...i'm so using that next time a bible thumper picks a fight with me over equality :O)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:16am
  • good point. god i love my girlfriends blow jobs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:25am
  • hmm. sounds like my ex-boyfriend..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:29am
  • This is true. But I would never touch that spot. I think it's called the a spot for guys. A for anal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 5:51pm
  • This guy sounds like an asshole...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:32am
  • This exact thing happened to me 4 weeks ago. Like...EXACT words and all. I flipped a shit when I saw this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 7:02am
  • @1:17 i want to marry you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:59pm
  • when you put it that way, girls have two g-spots if you ask me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 1:23am
  • 1:23 - the female prostate *is* the g-spot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 2:46am
  • how about this...so when two guys go at it, one will most likely "finish" before the other, and the sex will be over leaving the other "unfinished". but when two women go at it they could probably go on for hours but how would they know when to stop? when they get to tired or have something to do? that seems lame..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:46am