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  • It's fairly apparent that you're talking about the new KFC Double Down sandwich... Right?

    Submitted by ButteredToast on May 4, 10 at 2:52pm
    • Clearly he/she is. just looking at that thing clogs my arteries.

      Submitted by GoldenMe on May 4, 10 at 4:30pm
  • Eat 5 of what? Google is bad about reverse searches. :(

    Submitted by SaraJean on May 4, 10 at 2:44pm
  • Eating five cigarettes will kill you, according to the internet.

    Submitted by malbeth on May 4, 10 at 7:33pm
  • In regards to the worm it doesn't do anything to the tequila it's not some sort of special mexican tequila brewing trick its a marketing ploy invented in the 50's to trick white people into eating a worm because it's "authentic"

    Submitted by sequioa on May 4, 10 at 3:39pm
  • I wish I knew what this is definitively about.

    Submitted by bettyxboop on May 4, 10 at 4:43pm
  • Blinded: nope... It's not... Apple seeds have to be prepared a certain way in order for the cyano group to be released. It's a cyano-based sugar, so unless you really want to die and prepare them right, it's all okay. Anyways, apple seeds are only mildly toxic when not prepared to extract the toxin... I remember from biochem that you have to eat the equivalent of like a dozen apples worth of seeds for toxicity levels to be sufficient for death.

    Submitted by aimmi081 on May 4, 10 at 6:26pm
  • The worm is in there to absorb some of the impurities of the alcohol I heard.

    Submitted by Wonz on May 4, 10 at 3:20pm
  • I totally agree with toast, those things are a heart attack waiting to happen

    Submitted by rizzelcakes on May 4, 10 at 4:04pm
  • its not shrooms

    Submitted by watRuSMOKIN on May 5, 10 at 2:00am
  • 3:16 seriously? wow.

    Submitted by magic_medicine on May 4, 10 at 8:56pm
  • Mattmadness, star fruit are a negative. I ate ten in one day once when I was twelve (my cousin an I stripped the tree xD), and they were all stages of ripeness from solid green to greeny yellow and orange to almost red. I had the shits like a mother, but no death.

    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 20, 11 at 11:33am
  • Fuck you Lancaster!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 10 at 5:21pm
  • My guess is five deadly spiders....

    Submitted by jprincess on May 4, 10 at 3:28pm
  • Would the worm not die by drowning?

    Submitted by effyewseekay on May 4, 10 at 3:16pm
  • Probably some kind of plant or something. Or the worm in the bottom of tequila. I've heard about 5 of those can poison you.

    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 4, 10 at 2:52pm
  • Real tequila doesn't have worms, FYI.

    Submitted by pinkcarnation on May 4, 10 at 4:28pm
  • jem some weed\n5 seed pods will kill you \ndo not eat or make tea with this plant!\n people will need to go to the doc's if they eat it! not a good buzz! bad trip!\nthis is a P S A from TFLN ! !

    Submitted by killroy on May 6, 10 at 2:34am
  • Muscle relaxers. You take 5 at once and it makes your heart stop. Jusss sayyiinnnnn

    Submitted by mnightgoulding on May 5, 10 at 9:20am
  • BW: people do stupid things when they're drunk or high... Like taking a bet to eat something that they would totally not unless they are impaired.

    Submitted by aimmi081 on May 4, 10 at 6:20pm
  • Tequila does not have a worm or scorpion(which is commonly used as a replacement). Mescal is another spirit made from the agave plant by a different distinction. And it tastes like piss only for gringos

    Submitted by evrythngisrltv on May 4, 10 at 6:40pm
  • Lebanon and Lancaster Co: I'm think you're talking about Elizabethtown College food. 5 full plates'll kill you.

    Submitted by clandestine2 on May 4, 10 at 10:21pm
  • Starfruit?

    Submitted by mattmadness on May 4, 10 at 9:03pm
  • Well, in regards to the worm, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger

    Submitted by banshee_beat21 on May 4, 10 at 3:30pm
  • The worm in tequila is not poisonous, it's in there to prove how strong the drink is- it kills things with the alcohol. -_-

    Submitted by karmaslave on May 4, 10 at 3:04pm
    • how is a dead worm in a bottle of tequila proving how strong the drink is. to me the only thing it proves is that worms cant breathe under water

      Submitted by bigman on May 4, 10 at 5:17pm
  • I died from eating KFC, you know.

    Submitted by mona_wheeler on May 6, 10 at 10:38pm
  • Granddaddy long legs

    Submitted by ksloan on May 4, 10 at 5:41pm
  • Actually, I think this might be a reference to either juniper berries or castor beans... I remember that both had similar numbers (around 5 for toxicity... But also weight dependent, I think).

    Submitted by aimmi081 on May 4, 10 at 4:07pm
    • Wait. Why would someone be more worried about juniper berry or castor bean toxicity, as opposed to KFC chicken? How many people would even want castor beans if they were drunk? Not me, man.

      Submitted by BWAshleyLynn on May 4, 10 at 5:12pm
  • Or a ghost pepper. Although, some people can die from just one...and yes, it is a real thing.

    Submitted by birdofparadise on Nov 10, 11 at 1:20am
  • Its clearly 5 hits of acid

    Submitted by samellerkc on May 5, 10 at 11:37pm
  • It's apple seeds. They contain cyanide. If you Partially crush a few (most notably FIVE) whole ones there's enough cyanide to kill the average human being.

    Submitted by Blinded101 on May 4, 10 at 6:06pm
    • every time i eat an apple i eat the entire thing. including the seeds. i've been doing it for about 15 years.. i'm pretty sure i would be dead by now.

      Submitted by fothermucker on May 4, 10 at 8:56pm
    • uhhhm, clearly not? there are 5 seeds in every apple and lots of people eat all of the apple, like the other person that responded to you. everyone would die.

      Submitted by shellaphant on May 4, 10 at 10:27pm
    • http://www.snopes.com/food/warnings/apples.asp\nSnopes confirms, but it says it's a huge amount. Not five.

      Submitted by Nix on May 5, 10 at 2:40am