Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
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Next time get her to touch a doorknob before your knob.
did the hair on your balls stand up?
that might be awesome...but then again
I think I'd like it
You should really use a Thesaurus when you're trying to use big words to sound intelligent... Just a thought....
She thought you needed a jump-start. Obvi!
Lol, poor bastard! Lube it next time