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  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 27, 10 at 1:18pm

    Next time get her to touch a doorknob before your knob.

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    Submitted by darq_qing987 on Nov 27, 10 at 3:57pm

    did the hair on your balls stand up?

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Nov 27, 10 at 11:31am

    that might be awesome...but then again

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 27, 10 at 2:23pm

      I think I'd like it

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    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 27, 10 at 4:07pm

    ball lightning

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    Submitted by fucking_hipster on Nov 30, 10 at 12:36am

    You should really use a Thesaurus when you're trying to use big words to sound intelligent... Just a thought....

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    Submitted by mjeezy on Dec 2, 10 at 5:00am

    She thought you needed a jump-start. Obvi!

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    Submitted by niteride on Sep 10, 12 at 3:58pm

    Lol, poor bastard! Lube it next time