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(425): View more from Washington

I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"

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(360): View more from Washington

So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef

(240): View more from Maryland

Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!

(202): View more from Washington, DC

That is the exact response I was looking for.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often

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(716): View more from New York

So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.

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Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money

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(914): View more from New York

I had to rip your toilet paper for you...

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(812): View more from Indiana

Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today

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