He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
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THAT'S TERRIBLE. But also one of the funniest things I've ever heard......
As a big Toy Story fan, I think this is hilarious. It's good to be playful and fun.
Just call him Stinky Pete and yell out "To Infinity, and beyond!" during sex.
^ i was hoping someone would point that out. how is that needless to say? pretty sure i would never just assume any of that.
needless to say im getting sick of every fucking message saying "needless to say"
@10:16 are large babies not good enough for you!?
anyways this post was hilarious
i got a good laugh out of it.
Thats just too good!
P.S. I don't blame you if you cried at any point.
oh god.. im crying.
Hahahhahahahahahahahha love it
OP and first poster, you just made my night. Fucking hilarious
Needless to say doesn't even make sense in this one! Because it's not an obvious thing
Someone would do. Geez.
what a bad ass. I wish i was that cool :(
i swear to god if they post one more text that says "needless to say" im going to punch a small baby in the face!
Needless to say, somebody has too much time on thier hands.
He is my favorite deputy
That's actually pretty funny.
I want to give this guy a high five for this (after he washes his hand), absolute genious. And way to have a sense of humor about not getting laid! But probably spoiled the BJ for yourself.
Needless to say.... WHO IS BAD NIGHTING THIS? BESIDES THE TAMPON PART TOY STORY IS AWESOME!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, i love this
Dude that's epic. He's a keeper, love him lots. I'm sad more people said this was a bad night, it was great! :]
I would marry anyone who said that to me. Anytime, anywhere.
I love ny area code.
And you stuck around WHY?!
This guy is great - and I love that movie!
Clearly he never wanted to see you again.
Haha thanks South Jersey
...theres a snake in my boot.....
10:14, 10:16, and 10:28 are my new friends. Everyone needs to stop saying "needless to say," especially when it doesn't apply. It was funny the first time, but it gets old!
This was great... at least he was being playful...
I second what 10:12AM said.
Where is this dreamboat?!