He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
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THAT'S TERRIBLE. But also one of the funniest things I've ever heard......
^ i was hoping someone would point that out. how is that needless to say? pretty sure i would never just assume any of that.
As a big Toy Story fan, I think this is hilarious. It's good to be playful and fun.
Just call him Stinky Pete and yell out "To Infinity, and beyond!" during sex.
needless to say im getting sick of every fucking message saying "needless to say"
@10:16 are large babies not good enough for you!?
anyways this post was hilarious
i got a good laugh out of it.
Thats just too good!
oh god.. im crying.
Hahahhahahahahahahahha love it
P.S. I don't blame you if you cried at any point.
I want to give this guy a high five for this (after he washes his hand), absolute genious. And way to have a sense of humor about not getting laid! But probably spoiled the BJ for yourself.
OP and first poster, you just made my night. Fucking hilarious
what a bad ass. I wish i was that cool :(
Needless to say doesn't even make sense in this one! Because it's not an obvious thing
Someone would do. Geez.
i swear to god if they post one more text that says "needless to say" im going to punch a small baby in the face!
Needless to say.... WHO IS BAD NIGHTING THIS? BESIDES THE TAMPON PART TOY STORY IS AWESOME!
Needless to say, somebody has too much time on thier hands.
He is my favorite deputy
I would marry anyone who said that to me. Anytime, anywhere.
Dude that's epic. He's a keeper, love him lots. I'm sad more people said this was a bad night, it was great! :]
That's actually pretty funny.
And you stuck around WHY?!
I love ny area code.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, i love this
This guy is great - and I love that movie!
...theres a snake in my boot.....
Haha thanks South Jersey
This was great... at least he was being playful...
Clearly he never wanted to see you again.
10:14, 10:16, and 10:28 are my new friends. Everyone needs to stop saying "needless to say," especially when it doesn't apply. It was funny the first time, but it gets old!
I second what 10:12AM said.
Where is this dreamboat?!