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  • don't act like you don't know people that pretend to be high for attention. /eyeroll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:27pm
  • you and your bf were messed up, but you made HER a grilled cheese? o_O

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:04pm
  • Yet you can still text?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:10pm
  • Yet still able to send a text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:05pm
  • No one should eat cheese rapped in plastic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 1:45am
  • ive done this but i was trying to take yhe plastic off a frozen pizza

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:29pm
  • Lex KY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:55pm
  • If you can't even get the plastic off the pizza how are you saposta use the oven???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:51pm
  • I've done this totally sober before. With kraft singles. Go lexington ky!

    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 25, 10 at 12:07am
  • It didn't start a fire, it was just smoking. And my roommate blew the "being stoned" thing out of proportion to cover what an idiot he was because he didn't know how to make grillled cheese on the stove anyway. The original text is about HYPERBOLE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:37pm
  • just rubbed one out to the girl in the bodysuit ad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:26pm
  • It's sad that this literally JUST happened to me..

    Submitted by serenahart on Oct 11, 10 at 4:13am
  • 2:10 so true, and with minimal to no spelling errors

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:17pm
  • Well there's the catch; you can either have your cheese or your weed, but not both. You choose. Haha

    Submitted by tcby98 on Mar 18, 11 at 11:05pm
  • HOW CAN YOU TEXT YOU DUMBASS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:17pm
  • ok I get it now hyperbole....so it really is fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:42pm
  • ohh i've done this too. except with a whole pack of bacon. i thought they were frozen so i put the whole thing in the microwave. turns out there was a plastic covering and it melted all over. just stick to chips when you've got the munchies :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:26pm
  • That's always horrible I hate whn that happened lool

    Submitted by trufsfpc on Apr 23, 10 at 3:07am
  • 2:48 you sound like my ex-boyfriend.. and yeah, you had no friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:52pm
  • I've put foil in the microwave high.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:35pm
  • 2:48 I don't believe you have any friends, enjoy your rage

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:23pm
  • yeah...this sounds made up, but represent KY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:47pm
  • i dont know about you, but when i'm really high, i'm lucky if i can spell my name, let alone this long ass text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:51pm
  • yeah, no spelling errors. i can read this with no problem. id say fake for sure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:16pm
  • I was making a grilled cheese one time while really stoned and i went to grab the handle on the pan and grabbed the hot pan instead. It sucked. A lot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:59pm
  • But could you find the bag?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:29pm
  • there's a chance the op didn't remember to take the plastic off the cheese. i do that sober.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:08pm
  • God your fucking STUPID!!!!!! Quit doing drugs and blonde moments like that would not happen!!! DUH!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:22am
  • its ok u can b my bitch (king brooklyn)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:59pm
  • BUT YOU CAN TEXT ABOUT IT ZOMGZZ YUR SOOO WITTY. >.> these are people i stop being friends with cause they text me this shit trying to impress me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:48pm
  • Why is using a toaster and microwave gross for a grilled cheese it's the simpilest preperation known to man why is that any different then using a pan?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:21am
  • Haha done that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:43am
  • What the fuck is it to you, 2:12? My stoned ex-roommate set off the smoke alarm at 3am one night making grilled cheese with the plastic on Kraft singles. It's a joke, all right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:21pm
  • ok so me and my bf was so messed up that i made her a grilled cheese using the toaster and microwave. it was fucking gross!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:31pm
  • but not too high to send that text?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:57pm
  • Oh, but you are straight enough to text!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:54pm
  • does anyone get the fact that this didn't happen, it's just the person's way of explaining how high they are....like 2:37 said hyperbole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:14pm
  • i just struggled to do that in the office and i am sober and 27 years old. i dont know why i survived this long. i ended up cutting it in half with scissors and ripping it apart like a primate. leave stoners alone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:21am
  • ok- u guys are fighting about this but lol, i have actually done it!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:52pm
  • oooh that's rough. or not, actually.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:10pm