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  • 75 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:10pm

    Yet you can still text?

  • 71 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:27pm

    don't act like you don't know people that pretend to be high for attention. /eyeroll

  • 64 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:29pm

    ive done this but i was trying to take yhe plastic off a frozen pizza

  • 57 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:05pm

    Yet still able to send a text.

  • 57 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:04pm

    you and your bf were messed up, but you made HER a grilled cheese? o_O

  • 58 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:51pm

    If you can't even get the plastic off the pizza how are you saposta use the oven???

  • 67 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:26pm

    just rubbed one out to the girl in the bodysuit ad

  • 59 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:17pm

    2:10 so true, and with minimal to no spelling errors

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:37pm

    It didn't start a fire, it was just smoking. And my roommate blew the "being stoned" thing out of proportion to cover what an idiot he was because he didn't know how to make grillled cheese on the stove anyway. The original text is about HYPERBOLE.

  • 59 56
    Submitted by serenahart on Oct 11, 10 at 4:13am

    It's sad that this literally JUST happened to me..

  • 49 37
    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 25, 10 at 12:07am

    I've done this totally sober before. With kraft singles. Go lexington ky!

  • 54 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:55pm

    Lex KY

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:22am

    God your fucking STUPID!!!!!! Quit doing drugs and blonde moments like that would not happen!!! DUH!!

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:08pm

    there's a chance the op didn't remember to take the plastic off the cheese. i do that sober.

  • 52 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 1:45am

    No one should eat cheese rapped in plastic

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:26pm

    ohh i've done this too. except with a whole pack of bacon. i thought they were frozen so i put the whole thing in the microwave. turns out there was a plastic covering and it melted all over. just stick to chips when you've got the munchies :)

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:17pm

    HOW CAN YOU TEXT YOU DUMBASS

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:52pm

    2:48 you sound like my ex-boyfriend.. and yeah, you had no friends

  • 49 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:29pm

    But could you find the bag?

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:42pm

    ok I get it now hyperbole....so it really is fake

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:21pm

    What the fuck is it to you, 2:12? My stoned ex-roommate set off the smoke alarm at 3am one night making grilled cheese with the plastic on Kraft singles. It's a joke, all right?

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:59pm

    I was making a grilled cheese one time while really stoned and i went to grab the handle on the pan and grabbed the hot pan instead. It sucked. A lot.

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:16pm

    yeah, no spelling errors. i can read this with no problem. id say fake for sure.

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:48pm

    BUT YOU CAN TEXT ABOUT IT ZOMGZZ YUR SOOO WITTY. >.> these are people i stop being friends with cause they text me this shit trying to impress me.

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:47pm

    yeah...this sounds made up, but represent KY!

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:35pm

    I've put foil in the microwave high.

  • 44 41
    Submitted by trufsfpc on Apr 23, 10 at 3:07am

    That's always horrible I hate whn that happened lool

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:23pm

    2:48 I don't believe you have any friends, enjoy your rage

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:21am

    i just struggled to do that in the office and i am sober and 27 years old. i dont know why i survived this long. i ended up cutting it in half with scissors and ripping it apart like a primate. leave stoners alone.

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:59pm

    its ok u can b my bitch (king brooklyn)

  • 41 39
    Submitted by tcby98 on Mar 18, 11 at 11:05pm

    Well there's the catch; you can either have your cheese or your weed, but not both. You choose. Haha

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:51pm

    i dont know about you, but when i'm really high, i'm lucky if i can spell my name, let alone this long ass text.

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:57pm

    but not too high to send that text?

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:21am

    Why is using a toaster and microwave gross for a grilled cheese it's the simpilest preperation known to man why is that any different then using a pan?

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:43am

    Haha done that

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:14pm

    does anyone get the fact that this didn't happen, it's just the person's way of explaining how high they are....like 2:37 said hyperbole

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:54pm

    Oh, but you are straight enough to text!!!

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:31pm

    ok so me and my bf was so messed up that i made her a grilled cheese using the toaster and microwave. it was fucking gross!!!

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:52pm

    ok- u guys are fighting about this but lol, i have actually done it!!

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:10pm

    oooh that's rough. or not, actually.