Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
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What's so dangerous about a lava lamp? They're just a low-wattage electric light bulb. Although I agree, it's a pretty poor reason to want to have sex with someone.
Before I make my comment, I need to know what color lava lamp it was.
that goo is super hot so if it falls and breaks they can start fires.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Laren Spierer. That's for all the Indiana University drunk whores.
"cough cough" oppps
They're not really made of lava you know...
I own a lava lamp. Had it since college. It's only used for memories. That shit is a fire hazard.