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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 17, 12 at 3:24pm

    What's so dangerous about a lava lamp? They're just a low-wattage electric light bulb. Although I agree, it's a pretty poor reason to want to have sex with someone.

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    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Nov 17, 12 at 11:32pm

    Before I make my comment, I need to know what color lava lamp it was.

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    Submitted by DemonicDuck on Nov 18, 12 at 3:13pm

    that goo is super hot so if it falls and breaks they can start fires.

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    Submitted by CaityBaby on Nov 25, 12 at 4:00pm

    "cough cough" oppps

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    Submitted by Bloomfield on Nov 17, 12 at 10:54pm

    Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Laren Spierer. That's for all the Indiana University drunk whores.

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    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jan 9, 14 at 12:33am

    They're not really made of lava you know...

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    Submitted by helmetirdge on Feb 14, 14 at 12:14am

    I own a lava lamp. Had it since college. It's only used for memories. That shit is a fire hazard.