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  • Lol when I was at tech we had Our biology discussion at hub city brewery!!! Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:57am
  • I butt fuck dogs everynight. And babies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:35pm
  • does the front of the building happen to say "CLOWN COLLEGE" by any chance?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Fuck yes! Hand turkeys are fantastic!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 9:12am
  • does your professor always has "red eyes" wtf kinda education is this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:31pm
  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:25pm
  • Nope it's gaston ... Done it for my final lastweek. I win!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:55am
  • where can I buy a "cane" of spray paint????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:30pm
  • posts like this aren't good or bad nights- they're just "lol"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:53pm
  • I'm guessing this is the infamous UNC-D...also known as Gaston College?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:44pm
  • 5:42 - What a hypocrite! You could use some grammar, yourself. Please, just enjoy the damn text. If you don't think it's funny go look at another one, but don't spend your time looking for mistakes. Your life can't be THAT bad. -The quiet girl in the corner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 9:34pm
  • 8:36 AM, you're an idiot. I don't know what girls wouldn't touch your cock at UT. (My guess is all of them.) Either way, I think it's pretty fucking irrelevant to this text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:15pm
  • my god i love my sister! well done big sis, well done. make sure that turkey is the best damn turkey you've ever made! you know they won't except anything less

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:22pm
  • I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:22pm
  • What a lonely professor will do to revisit his childhood, amid depression in the face of the widespread narcissistic indulgence by the students of the professor's class. He's also tenured, not that I have to point that out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:40pm
  • 4:48.... first the punctuation is inside the quotation marks, also you should have said "same kind of education you HAVE" instead of "the same kind of education you GOT" don't correct someone on something you screwed up yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:42pm
  • Haha! Gotta love Gaston College!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:50am
  • 4:31 - Probably the same kind of education you got. 'Have', not 'has'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:48pm
  • My money is on CPCC....I'm a grad myself!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:54pm
  • oh lawd, what college is this?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:29pm
  • I bet half the coeds at UT Austin couldn't draw one. It's been so long since they have seen a hand without a cock in it.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 8:36am
  • and, apparently single.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:42pm
  • that is mmmmmm, awesome man!!!! - Morshu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:16pm
  • Hand jobs are better, 9.12am

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 10:48am
  • HOSHIT look out everyone, there's a grammar nazi loose on this thread!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:47pm
  • Fuck you 10:00. we do Dora the Explorer coloring books not hand turkeys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:33am
  • I love Hitler. He makes me cum all over my own face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:49pm
  • It's so Gaston College in here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:42pm
  • Would you just so happen to attend the "University of Levine"?? I can so see that being allowed there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:37pm
  • Ahaha. @12:54 - Yeah. Well, let's not jump to any conclusions. There's always King's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:34am
  • Fuck that. This would never be acceptable in Australia. I want to move.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:47pm
  • i have hand turkeys on my fridge from last year's craft night....and im from charlotte so this makes me happy in so many ways

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:34am
  • Legit. (Big Tone approval)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:20pm
  • ECU is a 252 area code. The 704 area code would cover UNC-Charlotte, Queens, CPCC, Johnson & Wales, as well as The Art Institute of Charlotte just to name few!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:57pm
  • yea I agree. good ol CP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:58pm
  • 7:57 My area code has over 5 colleges associated with it. I went to one in a different state. So, it can still be any college this Charoltte-person attended.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:17pm
  • knowing about 120 kids that just left Charlotte to go to college from only ONE school that didn't change their phone number... this could be ANYWHERE! if they mention college, it's probably not in the same area code as the text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:16pm
  • A cane of spray paint and a late night visit to the quad should get the job done

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:28pm
  • are you sure you're not an education major?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:00pm