I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
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Lol when I was at tech we had Our biology discussion at hub city brewery!!! Lol
I butt fuck dogs everynight. And babies.
does the front of the building happen to say "CLOWN COLLEGE" by any chance?
Fuck yes! Hand turkeys are fantastic!
Nope it's gaston ... Done it for my final lastweek. I win!!!
does your professor always has "red eyes" wtf kinda education is this?
I'm guessing this is the infamous UNC-D...also known as Gaston College?
posts like this aren't good or bad nights- they're just "lol"
where can I buy a "cane" of spray paint????
my god i love my sister! well done big sis, well done. make sure that turkey is the best damn turkey you've ever made! you know they won't except anything less
5:42 - What a hypocrite! You could use some grammar, yourself. Please, just enjoy the damn text. If you don't think it's funny go look at another one, but don't spend your time looking for mistakes. Your life can't be THAT bad.
-The quiet girl in the corner.
8:36 AM, you're an idiot. I don't know what girls wouldn't touch your cock at UT. (My guess is all of them.) Either way, I think it's pretty fucking irrelevant to this text.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
What a lonely professor will do to revisit his childhood, amid depression in the face of the widespread narcissistic indulgence by the students of the professor's class. He's also tenured, not that I have to point that out!
Haha! Gotta love Gaston College!
4:48.... first the punctuation is inside the quotation marks, also you should have said "same kind of education you HAVE" instead of "the same kind of education you GOT" don't correct someone on something you screwed up yourself
4:31 - Probably the same kind of education you got. 'Have', not 'has'.
My money is on CPCC....I'm a grad myself!!
I bet half the coeds at UT Austin couldn't draw one. It's been so long since they have seen a hand without a cock in it.....
oh lawd, what college is this?!
that is mmmmmm, awesome man!!!!
and, apparently single.
Hand jobs are better, 9.12am
HOSHIT look out everyone, there's a grammar nazi loose on this thread!
I love Hitler. He makes me cum all over my own face.
Fuck you 10:00. we do Dora the Explorer coloring books not hand turkeys.
@12:54 - Yeah. Well, let's not jump to any conclusions. There's always King's.
It's so Gaston College in here.
Would you just so happen to attend the "University of Levine"?? I can so see that being allowed there.
Fuck that. This would never be acceptable in Australia. I want to move.
i have hand turkeys on my fridge from last year's craft night....and im from charlotte so this makes me happy in so many ways
Legit. (Big Tone approval)
yea I agree. good ol CP.
ECU is a 252 area code. The 704 area code would cover UNC-Charlotte, Queens, CPCC, Johnson & Wales, as well as The Art Institute of Charlotte just to name few!
knowing about 120 kids that just left Charlotte to go to college from only ONE school that didn't change their phone number... this could be ANYWHERE! if they mention college, it's probably not in the same area code as the text.
A cane of spray paint and a late night visit to the quad should get the job done
7:57 My area code has over 5 colleges associated with it. I went to one in a different state. So, it can still be any college this Charoltte-person attended.
are you sure you're not an education major?