I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
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Lol when I was at tech we had Our biology discussion at hub city brewery!!! Lol
I butt fuck dogs everynight. And babies.
does your professor always has "red eyes" wtf kinda education is this?
does the front of the building happen to say "CLOWN COLLEGE" by any chance?
Fuck yes! Hand turkeys are fantastic!
Nope it's gaston ... Done it for my final lastweek. I win!!!
5:42 - What a hypocrite! You could use some grammar, yourself. Please, just enjoy the damn text. If you don't think it's funny go look at another one, but don't spend your time looking for mistakes. Your life can't be THAT bad.
-The quiet girl in the corner.
where can I buy a "cane" of spray paint????
I'm guessing this is the infamous UNC-D...also known as Gaston College?
posts like this aren't good or bad nights- they're just "lol"
8:36 AM, you're an idiot. I don't know what girls wouldn't touch your cock at UT. (My guess is all of them.) Either way, I think it's pretty fucking irrelevant to this text.
my god i love my sister! well done big sis, well done. make sure that turkey is the best damn turkey you've ever made! you know they won't except anything less
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
What a lonely professor will do to revisit his childhood, amid depression in the face of the widespread narcissistic indulgence by the students of the professor's class. He's also tenured, not that I have to point that out!
4:48.... first the punctuation is inside the quotation marks, also you should have said "same kind of education you HAVE" instead of "the same kind of education you GOT" don't correct someone on something you screwed up yourself
Haha! Gotta love Gaston College!
4:31 - Probably the same kind of education you got. 'Have', not 'has'.
My money is on CPCC....I'm a grad myself!!
oh lawd, what college is this?!
I bet half the coeds at UT Austin couldn't draw one. It's been so long since they have seen a hand without a cock in it.....
that is mmmmmm, awesome man!!!!
and, apparently single.
Hand jobs are better, 9.12am
I love Hitler. He makes me cum all over my own face.
Fuck you 10:00. we do Dora the Explorer coloring books not hand turkeys.
HOSHIT look out everyone, there's a grammar nazi loose on this thread!
It's so Gaston College in here.
Would you just so happen to attend the "University of Levine"?? I can so see that being allowed there.
@12:54 - Yeah. Well, let's not jump to any conclusions. There's always King's.
Fuck that. This would never be acceptable in Australia. I want to move.
i have hand turkeys on my fridge from last year's craft night....and im from charlotte so this makes me happy in so many ways
Legit. (Big Tone approval)
ECU is a 252 area code. The 704 area code would cover UNC-Charlotte, Queens, CPCC, Johnson & Wales, as well as The Art Institute of Charlotte just to name few!
yea I agree. good ol CP.
knowing about 120 kids that just left Charlotte to go to college from only ONE school that didn't change their phone number... this could be ANYWHERE! if they mention college, it's probably not in the same area code as the text.
7:57 My area code has over 5 colleges associated with it. I went to one in a different state. So, it can still be any college this Charoltte-person attended.
A cane of spray paint and a late night visit to the quad should get the job done
are you sure you're not an education major?