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  • 98 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:20pm

    it's cute for a boyfriend to have a cute side like that but for some random guy you just fcked... that's weird..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:30pm

    The dude above me is a dick hole. I'm a guy, and I think that it's pretty funny. Definitely not something you say to a one nighter though...

  • 84 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:18pm

    Thats totally adorable. I would have keppt him around....

  • 83 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:13pm

    There has been a few ppl I would like to secretly keep forever :-P

  • 70 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:17pm

    Why are men so mean and defensive on here? WTF did we do to you?

  • 57 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:38pm

    If that was a one night stand, I'd have gotten out of there faster than he could say kangaroo. But if that was a serious relationship, I'd have been happy. Still a tiny weirded out that he made such a strange analogy, but it was cute none the less

  • 68 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:16pm

    In Formerly-Socialist-Eurasian-Superpower, pouch puts kangaroo in you!

  • 64 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:23am

    That's sooo cute, why would she leave him?

  • 56 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 5:09am

    Some say love it is a river that drowns the tender reef. Some say love it is a razor that leads your soul to bleed.

  • 63 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:14pm

    third! & sounds like ive heard something like this before.

  • 69 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:43pm

    aww. i think that's cute. i guess if it was just a one night thing its weird...but then again, why would you be spooning with a one night stand?

  • 59 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:23pm

    Awww I think that's sweet :$

  • 52 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:48pm

    LOL! my fuck buddy told me that same shit the other day. random

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:16pm

    this def. happened to me. except he was drunk, and we hadnt even slept together.

  • 59 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:25pm

    You're a fuckin bitch dude. This sounds like something I'd say and frankly it's hella sweet

  • 48 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:24am

    10:55 is mad because his ex probably went to someone else since he's just a cock meat sandwich

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:31pm

    Holy woot, 3:16 MARRY ME.

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 3:54am

    nice to know that girls like being treated like shit. lol

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:11pm

    I think that's kinda cute. :)

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:52am

    thats adorable... what a bitch

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:19am

    100% agree with 9:57

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:57pm

    I'm glad you left, the guy deserves better than you.

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 4:43pm

    hahahahahahahahahah aw how creepy/cute.

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:58pm

    The guys are misogynists; the girls are misanthropes

  • 46 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:45pm

    men are so desperate lol

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:23pm

    the first one i lol'ed in a while. thank you!

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:15am

    YOU BITCH! I was trying to be kind. I was half asleep anyway. Why would you do that :( and then post it on here?! Argh I'm so over it. Over us. You're a horrible girl.

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:28pm

    Yeah, that was a line to drive you away. You didn't notice the skinnier, nicer and better looking girl rolling in behind you?

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:23pm

    Wat did you give that pore basterd?

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:35pm

    I think that's awesome what did u do to him?

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:26am

    1055 i agree! these guys are a buncha pussies! man-up guys!

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:55pm

    925 you sound like a fucking pussy-ass cunt-rag. youre the reason bitches laugh at dudes. fucking tool.

  • 53 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:06pm

    3:17 here. I've only slept with one guy, never cheated on him, he stopped calling me after 4 months (4 mos. Booty call I guess) and I haven't slept with anyone since. Not because I miss him I just can't find anybody to want to do it with. Sorta don't want to be used again.

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:35pm

    3:17 you for real i've never met a woman who isn't a whore.

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:17pm

    the girls that think this is cute are the ones that want to keep their man's balls in a jar

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:51pm

    He was probably trying to get rid of yo ugly ass before anyone saw you with him. Thanks for the line, will be sure to use it on the next slut!

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 7:14pm

    6:16, how stupid can you be?

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:58am

    Seriously...I would have probably rolled over and been like, "what?!?!?"

  • 53 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:16pm

    A kangaroo would die if it pit someone it its pouch, that would be like you carrying someone in your vagina.

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:36pm

    i wouldve left right when he said thaaat LOl.

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:01am

    Hahaha rasal cock for sure!

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:23pm

    if it was a one night stand (which i'm guessing it was if she just left) that's pretty fucking weird, not gonna lie. even if it wasn't, i still would have been a little weirded out. the meaning is pretty sweet, but the analogy itself is pretty strange.

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:00pm

    Run. Psychos always start with that shit.

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:10am

    does that mean he wants you inside him? lmao

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:18pm

    I think thats just the sweetest thing. That's something that either my boyfriend or myself would say. I guess we're crazy then. ;)

  • 43 65
    Submitted by kellxO on Mar 22, 10 at 8:24pm

    Hahahahaha grrreeeaattt

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:54am

    10:55. Holy shit. Chill. -Jasper

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:11pm

    Gaaayyyyy... And first? Who cares

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 11:08pm

    lmao. "I left as soon as he fell asleep." Best part.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:25pm

    She's probably making it up. Who wants random whore girl to stay. If I fuck you first or second night. I'm telling the story the next day and making fun of your pussy and your noises with ALL my friends

  • 33 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 3:01pm

    I can see that if I see somethin funny like that I will repeat to a girl as an inside joke to make myself laugh.

  • 38 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:17pm

    Ugh I hate when guys get like that! It's supposed to be a girl thing...