afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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it's cute for a boyfriend to have a cute side like that but for some random guy you just fcked... that's weird..
The dude above me is a dick hole. I'm a guy, and I think that it's pretty funny. Definitely not something you say to a one nighter though...
Thats totally adorable. I would have keppt him around....
There has been a few ppl I would like to secretly keep forever :-P
Why are men so mean and defensive on here? WTF did we do to you?
That's sooo cute, why would she leave him?
10:55 is mad because his ex probably went to someone else since he's just a cock meat sandwich
If that was a one night stand, I'd have gotten out of there faster than he could say kangaroo. But if that was a serious relationship, I'd have been happy. Still a tiny weirded out that he made such a strange analogy, but it was cute none the less
Awww I think that's sweet :$
LOL! my fuck buddy told me that same shit the other day. random
You're a fuckin bitch dude. This sounds like something I'd say and frankly it's hella sweet
925 you sound like a fucking pussy-ass cunt-rag. youre the reason bitches laugh at dudes. fucking tool.
100% agree with 9:57
this def. happened to me. except he was drunk, and we hadnt even slept together.
In Formerly-Socialist-Eurasian-Superpower, pouch puts kangaroo in you!
Seriously...I would have probably rolled over and been like, "what?!?!?"
Some say love it is a river that drowns the tender reef. Some say love it is a razor that leads your soul to bleed.
thats adorable... what a bitch
The guys are misogynists; the girls are misanthropes
nice to know that girls like being treated like shit. lol
I think that's kinda cute. :)
Holy woot, 3:16 MARRY ME.
men are so desperate lol
I'm glad you left, the guy deserves better than you.
i wouldve left right when he said thaaat LOl.
6:16, how stupid can you be?
3:17 you for real i've never met a woman who isn't a whore.
the girls that think this is cute are the ones that want to keep their man's balls in a jar
aww. i think that's cute. i guess if it was just a one night thing its weird...but then again, why would you be spooning with a one night stand?
third! & sounds like ive heard something like this before.
hahahahahahahahahah aw how creepy/cute.
1055 i agree! these guys are a buncha pussies! man-up guys!
Hahaha rasal cock for sure!
Run. Psychos always start with that shit.
does that mean he wants you inside him? lmao
Wat did you give that pore basterd?
YOU BITCH! I was trying to be kind. I was half asleep anyway. Why would you do that :( and then post it on here?! Argh I'm so over it. Over us. You're a horrible girl.
the first one i lol'ed in a while. thank you!
Yeah, that was a line to drive you away. You didn't notice the skinnier, nicer and better looking girl rolling in behind you?
3:17 here. I've only slept with one guy, never cheated on him, he stopped calling me after 4 months (4 mos. Booty call I guess) and I haven't slept with anyone since. Not because I miss him I just can't find anybody to want to do it with. Sorta don't want to be used again.
She's probably making it up. Who wants random whore girl to stay. If I fuck you first or second night. I'm telling the story the next day and making fun of your pussy and your noises with ALL my friends
10:55. Holy shit. Chill.
I think that's awesome what did u do to him?
Gaaayyyyy... And first? Who cares
A kangaroo would die if it pit someone it its pouch, that would be like you carrying someone in your vagina.
He was probably trying to get rid of yo ugly ass before anyone saw you with him. Thanks for the line, will be sure to use it on the next slut!
I think thats just the sweetest thing. That's something that either my boyfriend or myself would say. I guess we're crazy then. ;)
lmao. "I left as soon as he fell asleep." Best part.
if it was a one night stand (which i'm guessing it was if she just left) that's pretty fucking weird, not gonna lie. even if it wasn't, i still would have been a little weirded out. the meaning is pretty sweet, but the analogy itself is pretty strange.
I can see that if I see somethin funny like that I will repeat to a girl as an inside joke to make myself laugh.
Ugh I hate when guys get like that! It's supposed to be a girl thing...