afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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it's cute for a boyfriend to have a cute side like that but for some random guy you just fcked... that's weird..
The dude above me is a dick hole. I'm a guy, and I think that it's pretty funny. Definitely not something you say to a one nighter though...
Thats totally adorable. I would have keppt him around....
There has been a few ppl I would like to secretly keep forever :-P
10:55 is mad because his ex probably went to someone else since he's just a cock meat sandwich
Why are men so mean and defensive on here? WTF did we do to you?
That's sooo cute, why would she leave him?
Awww I think that's sweet :$
LOL! my fuck buddy told me that same shit the other day. random
If that was a one night stand, I'd have gotten out of there faster than he could say kangaroo. But if that was a serious relationship, I'd have been happy. Still a tiny weirded out that he made such a strange analogy, but it was cute none the less
You're a fuckin bitch dude. This sounds like something I'd say and frankly it's hella sweet
925 you sound like a fucking pussy-ass cunt-rag. youre the reason bitches laugh at dudes. fucking tool.
In Formerly-Socialist-Eurasian-Superpower, pouch puts kangaroo in you!
100% agree with 9:57
The guys are misogynists; the girls are misanthropes
Some say love it is a river that drowns the tender reef. Some say love it is a razor that leads your soul to bleed.
Seriously...I would have probably rolled over and been like, "what?!?!?"
aww. i think that's cute. i guess if it was just a one night thing its weird...but then again, why would you be spooning with a one night stand?
this def. happened to me. except he was drunk, and we hadnt even slept together.
nice to know that girls like being treated like shit. lol
I think that's kinda cute. :)
thats adorable... what a bitch
third! & sounds like ive heard something like this before.
Holy woot, 3:16 MARRY ME.
men are so desperate lol
I'm glad you left, the guy deserves better than you.
6:16, how stupid can you be?
3:17 you for real i've never met a woman who isn't a whore.
the girls that think this is cute are the ones that want to keep their man's balls in a jar
i wouldve left right when he said thaaat LOl.
hahahahahahahahahah aw how creepy/cute.
Hahaha rasal cock for sure!
does that mean he wants you inside him? lmao
the first one i lol'ed in a while. thank you!
1055 i agree! these guys are a buncha pussies! man-up guys!
Wat did you give that pore basterd?
Run. Psychos always start with that shit.
YOU BITCH! I was trying to be kind. I was half asleep anyway. Why would you do that :( and then post it on here?! Argh I'm so over it. Over us. You're a horrible girl.
3:17 here. I've only slept with one guy, never cheated on him, he stopped calling me after 4 months (4 mos. Booty call I guess) and I haven't slept with anyone since. Not because I miss him I just can't find anybody to want to do it with. Sorta don't want to be used again.
10:55. Holy shit. Chill.
She's probably making it up. Who wants random whore girl to stay. If I fuck you first or second night. I'm telling the story the next day and making fun of your pussy and your noises with ALL my friends
Yeah, that was a line to drive you away. You didn't notice the skinnier, nicer and better looking girl rolling in behind you?
I think that's awesome what did u do to him?
He was probably trying to get rid of yo ugly ass before anyone saw you with him. Thanks for the line, will be sure to use it on the next slut!
A kangaroo would die if it pit someone it its pouch, that would be like you carrying someone in your vagina.
I think thats just the sweetest thing. That's something that either my boyfriend or myself would say. I guess we're crazy then. ;)
Gaaayyyyy... And first? Who cares
if it was a one night stand (which i'm guessing it was if she just left) that's pretty fucking weird, not gonna lie. even if it wasn't, i still would have been a little weirded out. the meaning is pretty sweet, but the analogy itself is pretty strange.
lmao. "I left as soon as he fell asleep." Best part.
I can see that if I see somethin funny like that I will repeat to a girl as an inside joke to make myself laugh.
Ugh I hate when guys get like that! It's supposed to be a girl thing...