afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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it's cute for a boyfriend to have a cute side like that but for some random guy you just fcked... that's weird..
The dude above me is a dick hole. I'm a guy, and I think that it's pretty funny. Definitely not something you say to a one nighter though...
Thats totally adorable. I would have keppt him around....
There has been a few ppl I would like to secretly keep forever :-P
That's sooo cute, why would she leave him?
Why are men so mean and defensive on here? WTF did we do to you?
10:55 is mad because his ex probably went to someone else since he's just a cock meat sandwich
If that was a one night stand, I'd have gotten out of there faster than he could say kangaroo. But if that was a serious relationship, I'd have been happy. Still a tiny weirded out that he made such a strange analogy, but it was cute none the less
Awww I think that's sweet :$
100% agree with 9:57
LOL! my fuck buddy told me that same shit the other day. random
In Formerly-Socialist-Eurasian-Superpower, pouch puts kangaroo in you!
925 you sound like a fucking pussy-ass cunt-rag. youre the reason bitches laugh at dudes. fucking tool.
You're a fuckin bitch dude. This sounds like something I'd say and frankly it's hella sweet
Some say love it is a river that drowns the tender reef. Some say love it is a razor that leads your soul to bleed.
aww. i think that's cute. i guess if it was just a one night thing its weird...but then again, why would you be spooning with a one night stand?
this def. happened to me. except he was drunk, and we hadnt even slept together.
Holy woot, 3:16 MARRY ME.
Seriously...I would have probably rolled over and been like, "what?!?!?"
third! & sounds like ive heard something like this before.
nice to know that girls like being treated like shit. lol
I'm glad you left, the guy deserves better than you.
The guys are misogynists; the girls are misanthropes
3:17 you for real i've never met a woman who isn't a whore.
thats adorable... what a bitch
i wouldve left right when he said thaaat LOl.
the girls that think this is cute are the ones that want to keep their man's balls in a jar
6:16, how stupid can you be?
men are so desperate lol
I think that's kinda cute. :)
does that mean he wants you inside him? lmao
1055 i agree! these guys are a buncha pussies! man-up guys!
Hahaha rasal cock for sure!
hahahahahahahahahah aw how creepy/cute.
Wat did you give that pore basterd?
the first one i lol'ed in a while. thank you!
3:17 here. I've only slept with one guy, never cheated on him, he stopped calling me after 4 months (4 mos. Booty call I guess) and I haven't slept with anyone since. Not because I miss him I just can't find anybody to want to do it with. Sorta don't want to be used again.
He was probably trying to get rid of yo ugly ass before anyone saw you with him. Thanks for the line, will be sure to use it on the next slut!
Run. Psychos always start with that shit.
Yeah, that was a line to drive you away. You didn't notice the skinnier, nicer and better looking girl rolling in behind you?
10:55. Holy shit. Chill.
I think that's awesome what did u do to him?
She's probably making it up. Who wants random whore girl to stay. If I fuck you first or second night. I'm telling the story the next day and making fun of your pussy and your noises with ALL my friends
YOU BITCH! I was trying to be kind. I was half asleep anyway. Why would you do that :( and then post it on here?! Argh I'm so over it. Over us. You're a horrible girl.
Gaaayyyyy... And first? Who cares
A kangaroo would die if it pit someone it its pouch, that would be like you carrying someone in your vagina.
if it was a one night stand (which i'm guessing it was if she just left) that's pretty fucking weird, not gonna lie. even if it wasn't, i still would have been a little weirded out. the meaning is pretty sweet, but the analogy itself is pretty strange.
lmao. "I left as soon as he fell asleep." Best part.
I think thats just the sweetest thing. That's something that either my boyfriend or myself would say. I guess we're crazy then. ;)
I can see that if I see somethin funny like that I will repeat to a girl as an inside joke to make myself laugh.
Ugh I hate when guys get like that! It's supposed to be a girl thing...