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  • Yeah I don't get it either - aus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:37am
  • yeah my friend tried to post one about a guy who still wears puka shells and another about a creeper who sat next to her in class. i mean that shit was way funnier that this. this is just dumb.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:16pm
  • Moes* ...damn auto correct

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:39pm
  • haha puka shells and creepers are always funny. that's weird that they wouldn't post those

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:30pm
  • If you either don't understand this or don't find it funny please kill yourself immediately. thanks in advance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:23pm
  • I love this... Epic. Don't hate it because you're not smart enough to understand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 4:28am
  • dude get over yourself. no one thinks this text is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 2:41pm
  • Haha, random spontenuity!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:43am
  • i dunt gt it can somEoNe plzzzzz xplayn dis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:20am
  • OMFG I LOVE CALIFORNIA TORTILLA (we call it Cali T) -Bhorn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:45pm
  • Time for a cleanse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 8:13am
  • I've had nights like these. Don't live three blocks from TB if you get the choice, it can fuck you up if you're out of it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:52am
  • FAKE burritos don't exist

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:39pm
  • Oh gosh. 7:20, please stop. You've lowered my iq just from reading your question.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:27am
  • why the hell would they post this? i want to know how they choose these

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 1:56pm
  • you spelled penis wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:34am
  • I read this wrong, haha. I read, "I am a burrito full of curiousity." -AlexisAcula.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:11am
  • Lmao, I'm seriously eating a burrito right now!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 5:14am
  • I'm the OP, I periodically douche my ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:18pm
  • correction: you spelled semen wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 5:35am
  • I told my GF this one. Said she: "I don't want to know what was in that burrito."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 5, 09 at 3:21am
  • Better be Fili Bs. And those who have never had filibertos do not understand the beautifulness of this post.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 3:45pm
  • Chipotle AND Moes AND Qdoba.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:42am
  • sorry, but just because we all like burritos doesn't mean the text is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:27am