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  • Then I wrote a check for 2llbs of cucumbers

    Submitted by leadbelly on Apr 15, 10 at 2:23pm
  • How do you not find the humor in this? It's not the funniest thing in the world but don't hate on it just because yours didn't make it up here.

    Submitted by MiGG on Apr 15, 10 at 9:50pm
  • Thats how much ur charging for blowjobs these days. Ur first customer wrote you a check.

    Submitted by Rutherford on Apr 16, 10 at 2:54am
  • And probably transferred $2.75 to the bank's account in fees at the same time.

    Submitted by Herschel on Apr 15, 10 at 4:11pm
  • Buy a blunt?

    Submitted by 88cabro on Apr 15, 10 at 3:53pm
  • Polar pop run?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 16, 10 at 2:49am
  • Big spender...

    Submitted by LucyLucy on Apr 15, 10 at 4:13pm
  • So, you had 9.75 and needed the .25 to get to 10 to buy your crack rock. That's ok. Fucked up, but ok.

    Submitted by Booberto on Apr 15, 10 at 10:59pm
  • Wow. Good job uve just moved up in the world. U r now realy fucking broke congrats

    Submitted by wizart18 on Apr 15, 10 at 10:23pm
  • So what? With some of the txts I've submitted that didn't make the cut, I'm shocked that this one did. Absolutely nothing funny about this. Thumbs down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 15, 10 at 2:31pm
    • Thank you. I completely agree. I'm not sure why this comment was thumbed down so much. I'd like to know what people think is funny about this text. It's just boring.

      Submitted by quoteXunquote on Apr 15, 10 at 8:40pm
  • Classic

    Submitted by twasadreeeeam on Apr 16, 10 at 9:53am
  • FIRST MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

    Submitted by jjk on Apr 15, 10 at 2:04pm
    • I'm fairly certain there have been other people who fuck their mothers other than you. If she fucks good, I'll do her too.

      Submitted by Booberto on Apr 16, 10 at 2:43am
  • Andddddd?

    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 15, 10 at 2:49pm
  • \/ if he transferred .75$ he had 9.25$ retard!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 16, 10 at 1:13am
  • Y wud u do dat dude ru a yank I don't even no wat utalkin bout

    Submitted by fairskin on Apr 15, 10 at 2:10pm
  • That's hilarious. :)

    Submitted by Tpack13 on Apr 17, 10 at 10:56am