I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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Then I wrote a check for 2llbs of cucumbers
How do you not find the humor in this? It's not the funniest thing in the world but don't hate on it just because yours didn't make it up here.
Thats how much ur charging for blowjobs these days. Ur first customer wrote you a check.
And probably transferred $2.75 to the bank's account in fees at the same time.
Buy a blunt?
So what? With some of the txts I've submitted that didn't make the cut, I'm shocked that this one did. Absolutely nothing funny about this. Thumbs down.
Thank you. I completely agree. I'm not sure why this comment was thumbed down so much. I'd like to know what people think is funny about this text. It's just boring.
So, you had 9.75 and needed the .25 to get to 10 to buy your crack rock. That's ok. Fucked up, but ok.
Wow. Good job uve just moved up in the world. U r now realy fucking broke congrats
Polar pop run?!
FIRST MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
I'm fairly certain there have been other people who fuck their mothers other than you. If she fucks good, I'll do her too.
Y wud u do dat dude ru a yank I don't even no wat utalkin bout
\/ if he transferred .75$ he had 9.25$ retard!!
That's hilarious. :)