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  • Submitted by Justifiable on Nov 12, 11 at 3:13pm

    Wait.....What?

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    Submitted by Thompson11 on Nov 12, 11 at 5:17pm

    To the idiots that don't get it: the gerbil has a tiny shotgun and is shooting at incoming sperm, preventing a pregnancy.

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 12, 11 at 3:39pm

    FTR, I just love the expression "a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus." Win.

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    Submitted by pinky22 on Nov 12, 11 at 10:11pm

    Wait. I get it now. You had cravings for hot sauce. Fuck.

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    Submitted by bootherizer5942 on Nov 14, 11 at 3:30pm

    I think it might mean she's on her period, so the gerbil with the shotgun could be describing cramps.

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    Submitted by szdarkstar on Nov 13, 11 at 3:31am

    O my wow

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    Submitted by pinky22 on Nov 12, 11 at 10:10pm

    The hot sauce comment is irrelevant and it threw me off for a few seconds... But funny.

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    Submitted by rextoration on Nov 13, 11 at 12:01pm

    Hahaha it's a like a schizophrenic persons train of thought!

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    Submitted by crzyldy123 on Nov 12, 11 at 9:12pm

    Hmm... I wonder how the gerbil and the shotgun got into her uterus

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Nov 13, 11 at 4:03pm

      Cardboard tube and a theft from the nearest GI Joe would be my guess.

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    Submitted by Kaitlan0828 on Nov 13, 11 at 10:33pm

    Or an IUD? Just sayin'.....

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    Submitted by cannabislecter on Nov 17, 11 at 1:07am

    give... me back... my fucking gerbil... now.

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 13, 11 at 12:29am

    I'm still confused About the gerbil thing...

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    Submitted by paigealicia on Nov 15, 11 at 3:10am

    Its like your all trying to interpret dark and twisted poetry. So amused.