I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
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To the idiots that don't get it: the gerbil has a tiny shotgun and is shooting at incoming sperm, preventing a pregnancy.
We got it. Thanks.
FTR, I just love the expression "a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus." Win.
O my wow
I think it might mean she's on her period, so the gerbil with the shotgun could be describing cramps.
Wait. I get it now. You had cravings for hot sauce. Fuck.
The hot sauce comment is irrelevant and it threw me off for a few seconds... But funny.
Hahaha it's a like a schizophrenic persons train of thought!
Its like your all trying to interpret dark and twisted poetry. So amused.
I'm still confused About the gerbil thing...
Or an IUD? Just sayin'.....
Hmm... I wonder how the gerbil and the shotgun got into her uterus
Cardboard tube and a theft from the nearest GI Joe would be my guess.
give... me back... my fucking gerbil... now.