I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
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To the idiots that don't get it: the gerbil has a tiny shotgun and is shooting at incoming sperm, preventing a pregnancy.
We got it. Thanks.
FTR, I just love the expression "a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus." Win.
O my wow
I think it might mean she's on her period, so the gerbil with the shotgun could be describing cramps.
Wait. I get it now. You had cravings for hot sauce. Fuck.
Hahaha it's a like a schizophrenic persons train of thought!
The hot sauce comment is irrelevant and it threw me off for a few seconds... But funny.
Its like your all trying to interpret dark and twisted poetry. So amused.
Or an IUD? Just sayin'.....
I'm still confused About the gerbil thing...
Hmm... I wonder how the gerbil and the shotgun got into her uterus
Cardboard tube and a theft from the nearest GI Joe would be my guess.
give... me back... my fucking gerbil... now.