He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
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If this was during anal he's a power-'tard.
I would have been like get off f**ker
He must like wear backward baseball hat
I went through the EXACT same thing in the 845 area 2 summers ago. Good luck with him! There is no way he is not the same guy! I never called him again.
that HAD to have been a dare..
3:05 this could be a bunch of other counties haha... ulster, dutchess, putnam, orange, delaware, sullivan....
Ugh, I've had a similar experience... it was seriously creepy. I lost all ability to be turned on the second it left his mouth. lol.
so fake it's painful
i'm amazed any man could sustain an erection after saying that!
had a guy propose mid thrust, asked if it was right to propose that way? fuck no!
hahah thats almost as bad when my friend said she couldnt ride in the car with me and my boy freind because there were not parents and her rents wouldnt let her and he told her that he could just get me pregnant and then there would be parents.
4:48, I paraphrased the text I actually sent. The text was actually really funny and included a little more detail. So screw off. kthanks.
thats a dealbreaker, ladies
i can just imagine my vagina puckering
yeahh rockland county, NY! :D
2:46 and 2nd 2:43 this is not an advice column, please stop fucking up my website
hahaha, hilarious. love the tropic thunder quote from 2:41
and this is why Poughkeepsie is run with tons of people who shouldn't have kids in the first place...
omg what a nightmare. i hope his friends dared him to do that, otherwise, that's pretty unfortunate.
This got on here, but me texting my friend telling her that my boyfriend said he wanted to start a family while we were having sex doesn't get on here?
4:34 yours isnt funny
you never go full retard, everyone knows that.
To add to my 2:48pm post, I enjoy deep throating zoo animals.
he's not the right guy for you unless you want a baby......
Same thing happened to me at college world series, except it was a female that said it to me; funny part was she said it real low and I did not know what she was saying until like the 5th time!
was his name tucker?
Since all anyone ever talks about on this site is race - This guy was obviously white.
LMFAO!! just be glad he didn't say " So...how do you feel about being a mom? Because old faithful just totally blew"
2:41 - game, set, match. HAHAHAHA!!!
no... i'm pretty sure his name is Jason.
and men call women crazy
HaHa...was his name Krystian????