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  • If this was during anal he's a power-'tard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:58pm
  • I went through the EXACT same thing in the 845 area 2 summers ago. Good luck with him! There is no way he is not the same guy! I never called him again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:19am
  • I would have been like get off f**ker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:40pm
  • hahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:38pm
  • He must like wear backward baseball hat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:33pm
  • had a guy propose mid thrust, asked if it was right to propose that way? fuck no!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:22am
  • that HAD to have been a dare..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:47pm
  • 3:05 this could be a bunch of other counties haha... ulster, dutchess, putnam, orange, delaware, sullivan....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:26pm
  • hahah thats almost as bad when my friend said she couldnt ride in the car with me and my boy freind because there were not parents and her rents wouldnt let her and he told her that he could just get me pregnant and then there would be parents.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:31pm
  • Obviously

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 1:00am
  • so fake it's painful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:30pm
  • omg what a nightmare. i hope his friends dared him to do that, otherwise, that's pretty unfortunate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:50pm
  • i'm amazed any man could sustain an erection after saying that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:00pm
  • i can just imagine my vagina puckering

    Submitted by birddy on Apr 21, 10 at 7:43pm
  • yeahh rockland county, NY! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:05am
  • Ugh, I've had a similar experience... it was seriously creepy. I lost all ability to be turned on the second it left his mouth. lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:29pm
  • 4:48, I paraphrased the text I actually sent. The text was actually really funny and included a little more detail. So screw off. kthanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:08pm
  • 2:46 and 2nd 2:43 this is not an advice column, please stop fucking up my website -the management

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:48pm
  • 4:34 yours isnt funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:48pm
  • This got on here, but me texting my friend telling her that my boyfriend said he wanted to start a family while we were having sex doesn't get on here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:34pm
  • and this is why Poughkeepsie is run with tons of people who shouldn't have kids in the first place...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:52pm
  • you never go full retard, everyone knows that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:41pm
  • Same thing happened to me at college world series, except it was a female that said it to me; funny part was she said it real low and I did not know what she was saying until like the 5th time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:31am
  • hahaha, hilarious. love the tropic thunder quote from 2:41

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:59pm
  • thats a dealbreaker, ladies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:51pm
  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:50pm
  • To add to my 2:48pm post, I enjoy deep throating zoo animals. -the management

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:22pm
  • he's not the right guy for you unless you want a baby......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:46pm
  • was his name tucker?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:16pm
  • Since all anyone ever talks about on this site is race - This guy was obviously white.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:37pm
  • bahahaha 2:41...awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:43pm
  • LMFAO!! just be glad he didn't say " So...how do you feel about being a mom? Because old faithful just totally blew"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:36pm
  • 2:41 - game, set, match. HAHAHAHA!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:43pm
  • no... i'm pretty sure his name is Jason.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:54pm
  • and men call women crazy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:55pm
  • @2:51 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:56pm
  • HaHa...was his name Krystian????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:04pm