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  • 49 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 7:58pm

    If this was during anal he's a power-'tard.

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:38pm

    hahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahah

  • 47 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:19am

    I went through the EXACT same thing in the 845 area 2 summers ago. Good luck with him! There is no way he is not the same guy! I never called him again.

  • 46 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 5:33pm

    He must like wear backward baseball hat

  • 46 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:51pm

    thats a dealbreaker, ladies

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:22am

    had a guy propose mid thrust, asked if it was right to propose that way? fuck no!

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:40pm

    I would have been like get off f**ker

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:26pm

    3:05 this could be a bunch of other counties haha... ulster, dutchess, putnam, orange, delaware, sullivan....

  • 40 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:00pm

    i'm amazed any man could sustain an erection after saying that!

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:29pm

    Ugh, I've had a similar experience... it was seriously creepy. I lost all ability to be turned on the second it left his mouth. lol.

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 1:00am

    Obviously

  • 38 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:31pm

    hahah thats almost as bad when my friend said she couldnt ride in the car with me and my boy freind because there were not parents and her rents wouldnt let her and he told her that he could just get me pregnant and then there would be parents.

  • 41 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:30pm

    so fake it's painful

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 3:22pm

    To add to my 2:48pm post, I enjoy deep throating zoo animals. -the management

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:59pm

    hahaha, hilarious. love the tropic thunder quote from 2:41

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:48pm

    2:46 and 2nd 2:43 this is not an advice column, please stop fucking up my website -the management

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:05am

    yeahh rockland county, NY! :D

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:48pm

    4:34 yours isnt funny

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:50pm

    omg what a nightmare. i hope his friends dared him to do that, otherwise, that's pretty unfortunate.

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:47pm

    that HAD to have been a dare..

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 2:08pm

    4:48, I paraphrased the text I actually sent. The text was actually really funny and included a little more detail. So screw off. kthanks.

  • 41 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:43pm

    bahahaha 2:41...awesome

  • 35 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:16pm

    was his name tucker?

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:52pm

    and this is why Poughkeepsie is run with tons of people who shouldn't have kids in the first place...

  • 34 46
    Submitted by birddy on Apr 21, 10 at 7:43pm

    i can just imagine my vagina puckering

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:37pm

    Since all anyone ever talks about on this site is race - This guy was obviously white.

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:34pm

    This got on here, but me texting my friend telling her that my boyfriend said he wanted to start a family while we were having sex doesn't get on here?

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:46pm

    he's not the right guy for you unless you want a baby......

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 8:31am

    Same thing happened to me at college world series, except it was a female that said it to me; funny part was she said it real low and I did not know what she was saying until like the 5th time!

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:41pm

    you never go full retard, everyone knows that.

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:54pm

    no... i'm pretty sure his name is Jason.

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 4:50pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

  • 32 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:36pm

    LMFAO!! just be glad he didn't say " So...how do you feel about being a mom? Because old faithful just totally blew"

  • 32 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:43pm

    2:41 - game, set, match. HAHAHAHA!!!

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:04pm

    HaHa...was his name Krystian????

  • 29 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:55pm

    and men call women crazy

  • 29 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 2:56pm

    @2:51 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA