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  • 77 48
    Submitted by deckswife on Dec 18, 11 at 12:34pm

    this was said via text? no? i didn't think so.

  • 69 58
    Submitted by polacke on Dec 18, 11 at 12:20pm

    oh, i'd look him or her in the eye, yell THIS IS MARRIAGE, and kick him or her out of the window.

  • 63 53
    Submitted by CrazyRunner on Dec 18, 11 at 12:41pm

    What did she do to make her throw up? Bad gag reflex? Need to work on that, let's practice, now.

  • 62 62
    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 18, 11 at 10:57am

    "Gee, you're really nice. If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you."

  • 57 56
    Submitted by theuglyasparagus on Dec 18, 11 at 8:44pm

    Yo not to damn iPod

  • 58 72
    Submitted by KrAzY_Mx on Dec 18, 11 at 5:28pm

    Well I would say... Get on you knees and suck my dick now cuz this is marriage!

  • 49 68
    Submitted by theuglyasparagus on Dec 18, 11 at 8:43pm

    Brush to damn teeth first bitch!

  • 24 36
    Submitted by kittle9 on Aug 20, 12 at 11:10pm

    Text?