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  • Drunk chicks in a regular bar and drunk chicks singing off key at karaoke, I don't see the difference.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:59pm
  • And then i found the mic up my own ass....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:29pm
  • Hottest redhead I ever saw was Karaokeing the best Black Velvet rendition ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 12:16am
  • Unless "she say she suck you loooooooooooooong time!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 11:12pm
  • 12:56 I agree. And their singing "Girls just wanna have fun"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:18pm
  • i was in a bad place in my life at one point, and now friday nights at the local karaoke bar is like a who's who of people i've banged. true story, wish i could make that up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:12pm
  • just sing Journey in the morning, and he will get the fuck out of there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:47pm
  • yeah what the hell is wrong with that? lame text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:47pm
  • NOTHING wrong with that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:39pm
  • I assumed it was just a stupid joke on his part. Pronounced correctly, its "ka-ra-okay", and he said its "never okay". Maybe I'm giving him too much credit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:44pm
  • Done it. In her truck, in the parking lot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:51pm
  • That's where all the fat, over weight porkers that shop the Lane Bryant catalogs go to try to get attention. Unless you're looking to lay down a bunt, to get out of a slump... STAY AWAY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 12:56pm
  • What's the difference between a karaoke bar and any other bar? Pussy is pussy. Dumb text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:16pm
  • Too clever for someone who cares in what type of bar you meet someone to screw. A bar is a bar. If you're that picky, try somewhere that doesn't involve people who have to be drunk to fuck you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 5:05am