Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
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Glad to see she knows her place.
shes a bitch
i bet she fucked ur dog first
I would never let a ho take my dog's bed. That's his. She may have the floor or the door.
That sounds like something from FML:
Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML
Dog pobably didn't give a shit and slept on top of her
Didn't even have to sleep next to her afterward? Excellent.
Haha if this was closer to my area code id worry it was me. I woke up in a dog bed last sunday xD Shockingly, the night before was entirely sober...
I've had guys where I'd prefer the dog bed. Fortunately I didn't have sex with them, either
just don't get the bitches confused one night when your drunk
She was probably lucky the dog didn't piss on her
Looks like you got this ho trained...good job.
Did she get you a cold beer first?