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  • 68 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:43am

    haha shes a bitch i bet she fucked ur dog first

  • 65 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:34pm

    Glad to see she knows her place.

  • 59 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:59pm

    I would never let a ho take my dog's bed. That's his. She may have the floor or the door.

  • 58 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:59pm

    That sounds like something from FML: Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:44pm

    Dog pobably didn't give a shit and slept on top of her

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:57am

    Haha if this was closer to my area code id worry it was me. I woke up in a dog bed last sunday xD Shockingly, the night before was entirely sober...

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:52am

    I've had guys where I'd prefer the dog bed. Fortunately I didn't have sex with them, either

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:23am

    Didn't even have to sleep next to her afterward? Excellent.

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:36am

    She was probably lucky the dog didn't piss on her

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:11pm

    Looks like you got this ho trained...good job.

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:24pm

    just don't get the bitches confused one night when your drunk

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:13pm

    Did she get you a cold beer first?