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  • Glad to see she knows her place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:34pm
  • haha shes a bitch i bet she fucked ur dog first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:43am
  • I would never let a ho take my dog's bed. That's his. She may have the floor or the door.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:59pm
  • That sounds like something from FML: Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:59pm
  • Dog pobably didn't give a shit and slept on top of her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:44pm
  • Didn't even have to sleep next to her afterward? Excellent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:23am
  • I've had guys where I'd prefer the dog bed. Fortunately I didn't have sex with them, either

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 3:52am
  • Haha if this was closer to my area code id worry it was me. I woke up in a dog bed last sunday xD Shockingly, the night before was entirely sober...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:57am
  • She was probably lucky the dog didn't piss on her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:36am
  • Looks like you got this ho trained...good job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:11pm
  • just don't get the bitches confused one night when your drunk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:24pm
  • Did she get you a cold beer first?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:13pm