I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
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At what point did they remove his penis from you?
You shouldn't have set my couch in fire! Payback is a bitch!
....and many more nights like this to come. happy 21st
Good friends help you in your drunken stupor. Great friends give a reason to never do it again. Happy 21st bitches