Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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