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(202): View more from Washington, DC

This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness

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(914): View more from New York

THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"

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(310): View more from California

Is cereal technically a soup?

(310): View more from California

Fuck, I'm high.

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(303): View more from Colorado

WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?

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(574): View more from Indiana

I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual

(1-574): View more from Indiana

You're the salmon of the gays...

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