I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
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try going to work to get cuff keys for the half naked chick in your car because you lost yours
Sounds like it must have been a fun night
That's pretty much why this chick crossed the road...
Did you have to tuck it for bodyshots?
Sounds like an idea for a comedy movie...
And they all understand how awesome you are!
thats sounds like so much fun actually! damnn im jelly