Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
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Been there on numerous occassions. One Sunday morning my Dad had to do the readings and after he had walked back to our seats, leans over and says to me, "I could smell you from up there," my Dad brother and friends who were within earshot thought it was pretty funny. Mom however did not.....
haha i probobly know who sent that.
did that a few times. Solved the problem by not going to church anymore
i have so done that... actually i have totally done both. legit.
Church sucks, there's no way you could listen to that bullshit sober.
hahaha i did until the church called the cops on me... so now i just dont go.
I went once still tripping on acid. The entire sermon was about how our generation is lost and we turn to drugs instead of God. It was all I could do to keep from running out of there screaming. I totally thought I was going to burst into flames.
Church. Drunk. Sermon on the sin of alcohol. I sat in the back.
I really want to do that someday. But in a mosque...
I am a firm believer in the idea that a hangover is just God's way of saying "You kicked ass last night".
haha deff been there but sadly i couldent hold anything in anymore only got half way to the bathroom but at least i blessed the church next sunday i went back so the priest could bless me lol
yeah i was hungover at church and couldnt wash off the stamp on my hand that said "SEXY", the Y was the only letter that came off. FML
i do it every sunday haha
Jesus on the Nile...this is the Word. the texted Word.
went without panties once...of course they were in the pocket of the guy next to me so maybe it's okay....
Haven't ever been to church drunk or hungover, but me, my brother, and a friend went one Wednesday night stoned as hell. We rode around town for about two hours playing smoke out in my friends car, and then realized it was church time, and decided to go. Hilarity ensued.
Stay classy, Delaware!
Never went to church high or drunk but i do have a girlfriend that screwed one of the alter boys in the priest chamber shes definitly going to hell lol say hello Jamie..
I went to my cousin's baptism hungover. They're Catholic too... lots of standing... ooo it was bad, but I got through it. Thanks be to God!
who goes to church, period...?
actually, as horrible as this sounds.. i can somewhat relate.. me and my friend once went to church with waterbottles filled with orange soda and vodka;; keep in mind that we were already shitfaced. i began to uncontrollably laugh in the middle of mass so we had to sit in the sound proof child room. it will do down in history, and i am going to hell. shit happens. :)
you want to know who goes to church hungover? my mother. on Easter.
I help out with children's Sunday school, so I have to be there every Sunday morning. So one Sunday, I woke up in my ex-boyfriend's bed, still half-drunk and about 10 minutes to get church...so I went to church in clothes from the night before, still kinda drunk, and looking like I was on a walk of shame, but it was worth it!
Who hasn't been to church hungover?
But seriously, it's probably the worst experience of your life.
The bar is my church...
hell yeah 717 Harrisburg-Lancaster area PA
I once went to church still drunk and ended up puking in the bushes...
I used to go to church every single fucking week hungover as shit (highschool)- worst days ever hands down. Sitting in a pew literally praying you don't puke. I did a couple times.. but I always made it to the bathroom. And I thanked God for it
I've been to church drunk...best time EVER!
this guy right here
The second texter is the winner!
Went to a funeral hungover once. I threw up.
it sucks going to church hungover but somehow it happens every single time... all of the two days i attend every year.
i fell over saying the sacrament prayer because i still had a whole bottle of jd in my system from a party the night before
worst experience of ur life? try best. i loooooved walking into sunday school half drunk and still ready to partayyyyyy.... haha, it really added a layer of fun to "bible saturation"
going to church drunk = fun
going to church hungover = hell
So drunk and hungover holidays are my thing. Christmas eve, pretty drunk, fell asleep during the homily. I woke up, and screamed "WHAT!" and then the glares started coming.
who the fuck goes to church anyway? religion with the epic fails
i actually did this haha fun day
Who goes to church, not me!
Sounds like my Easter....only I was lucky.
going sober is way better