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  • 77 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:00pm

    Why not?? That's like everyones favorite Cullen

  • 74 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:22pm

    Lmao.... Did you try to sparkle also?

  • 59 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 9:04pm

    Alice is sexxii as hell I'd let her transform me n when we shag 4 eternity

  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 6:55pm

    Oh lord. I spent the afternoon bitching about how I have the same haircut as America's Favorite Sister. Ugh.

  • 52 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:35am

    Dear 12am. You have no life.

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 4:53pm

    I'm more of an emmett. Without the muscles and penis.

  • 60 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:19am

    Dear 3:35am You must have an imaginary friend that posted at 12am

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:49pm

    Hope that wasn't sent to a guy.

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:48pm

    lmao! that totally sounds like something i'd do when i'm drunk!

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 8:52pm

    Its not just cuz their twilight fans dumbass. Its a text they sent.

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 5:40pm

    October 24, 2009 2:22PM - No, she marinates herself in glitter and then waits for the middle of the day to go shopping.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:31pm

    You're stealing my line! :(

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:00pm

    Hahaha. Alice is amazing.

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 4:44am

    I love this. I might steal this.

  • 47 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:02am

    The actress who plays Alice Cullen is cute. If this girl looks like Alice i'd slam that pussy.

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:50pm

    11:44, I would say there a better things to do then spend all your energy hating on Twilight. But I fucking hate Twilight.

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 4:55pm

    Fuck off Twilight fans. You're making this site even more stupid.

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 5:29pm

    Shut up 5:11 13 year old girls NOTHING. Stop stereotyping people.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 9:50pm

    Awee, this is presh. I remember when I has my first beer, too.

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 4:37pm

    I wanna be Bella she has all the attention and everyone jealous of her because they think Edward just good looking but in real life he really isn't tgat good looking neither is Bella

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:44pm

    All texts referencing Twilight should be banned from the fucking website. We need to rid the world of this over rated teen vampire bs.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 6:03am

    October 24, 2009 4:37PM.....um...did you just say in real life?

  • 51 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 5:28pm

    fuck you twilight is awesome

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 7:17pm

    Who the hell is alice cullen?

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 4:38pm

    Edward rocks and Alice rules. She's like the best sister ever.

  • 46 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:10pm

    I'm more of a Rosalie person myself.

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:19pm

    who wouldnt tell everyone thast they are alice cullen after getting drunk?!