I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
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you have me confused with someone else
this better be a text to your mom. Anyone else would avoid you for life.....
Did you eat a whole tub of butter last night?
Sounds like a party
Hey, look at it this way...at least you got some ass...
And I need to avoid you
Well done karazy....