We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
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So really you play beat the cock every morning?
Nine minutes? No problem.
It's typically five minutes....still no problem XD
If its on an iPhone download an alarm clock app so you can change the snooze time to 20 minutes
Just finish it up in the shower
I would become an electronics expert.
Sounds fun and challenging.
I will be playing beat the clock all next week with my boyfriend. Sounds like an excellent start to our day.
isn't your goal to train yourself to go longer...
we hope not
People really need to train themselves? It should happen naturally on account of being with the same girl time after time...
If you jizz on the alarm clock enough, it will stop working...problem solved.
Terrible training regiment...
9 minutes is plenty of time
If she wasn't wearing panties you could be closer to not jerking off.
Sounds like an easy game haha I'm playing this weekend
I understand the dude waking up and being good to go with morning wood and all but does the girl wake up and already lubed up and a slip n slide? Maybe you just have a little dick and it doesn't hurt her if you start of dry. Bummer. If you don't finish does she use the shower head to finish herself off?
Or he is fortunate and found himself a constantly horny bitch...which is great...until she leaves the house :(
Its called "pre-lubed condoms" genius.
Skip all that and take turns going down in the shower. Saves time, it's warm, and if you're running late you can wash each other's hair to catch up.
DonkeyLipps, girls can wake up hot and ready to go too, ya know. I pity you if you've never experienced that.
Into the creme rinse bottle.
What does he get if he gets her off in 9min?