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  • Submitted by dmoney1234 on Nov 29, 12 at 9:24am

    So really you play beat the cock every morning?

  • Submitted by swingline on Nov 29, 12 at 4:30pm

    Marry her

  • Submitted by rsh1962 on Nov 29, 12 at 9:34am

    Nine minutes? No problem.

    • Submitted by gangbangstyle on Dec 1, 12 at 7:19pm

      It's typically five minutes....still no problem XD

  • Submitted by zackr1993 on Nov 29, 12 at 10:15am

    If its on an iPhone download an alarm clock app so you can change the snooze time to 20 minutes

  • Submitted by jayman_1983 on Nov 29, 12 at 10:30am

    Just finish it up in the shower

  • Submitted by finalflash08 on Nov 29, 12 at 10:17am

    Sounds fun and challenging.

  • Submitted by kin_in_in on Nov 29, 12 at 2:25pm

    I would become an electronics expert.

  • Submitted by DemonicDuck on Nov 29, 12 at 1:18pm

    isn't your goal to train yourself to go longer...

    • Submitted by WV_kiwi on Nov 29, 12 at 10:45pm

      we hope not

    • Submitted by gangbangstyle on Dec 1, 12 at 7:20pm

      People really need to train themselves? It should happen naturally on account of being with the same girl time after time...

  • Submitted by acaroline on Nov 30, 12 at 6:22pm

    I will be playing beat the clock all next week with my boyfriend. Sounds like an excellent start to our day.

  • Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 29, 12 at 11:53am

    If you jizz on the alarm clock enough, it will stop working...problem solved.

  • Submitted by JohnnyGraves on Nov 29, 12 at 1:10pm

    Terrible training regiment...

  • Submitted by Stew_Pudas0eL on Nov 30, 12 at 1:32pm

    Sounds like an easy game haha I'm playing this weekend

  • Submitted by dictatorforlife on Nov 29, 12 at 6:06pm

    If she wasn't wearing panties you could be closer to not jerking off.

  • Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Nov 30, 12 at 2:12am

    9 minutes is plenty of time

  • Submitted by felidae on Nov 30, 12 at 3:24am


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  • Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Nov 29, 12 at 8:52pm

    I understand the dude waking up and being good to go with morning wood and all but does the girl wake up and already lubed up and a slip n slide? Maybe you just have a little dick and it doesn't hurt her if you start of dry. Bummer. If you don't finish does she use the shower head to finish herself off?

    • Submitted by gangbangstyle on Dec 1, 12 at 7:22pm

      Or he is fortunate and found himself a constantly horny bitch...which is great...until she leaves the house :(

    • Submitted by sleete on Dec 5, 12 at 1:27am

      Its called "pre-lubed condoms" genius.

  • Submitted by OllieWalker on Nov 30, 12 at 5:09pm

    Skip all that and take turns going down in the shower. Saves time, it's warm, and if you're running late you can wash each other's hair to catch up.

  • Submitted by hogfish on Nov 29, 12 at 10:52am

    Into the creme rinse bottle.

  • Submitted by gingerknowsbest on Dec 5, 12 at 9:58am

    DonkeyLipps, girls can wake up hot and ready to go too, ya know. I pity you if you've never experienced that.

  • Submitted by widowlicker on Dec 2, 12 at 12:16am

    What does he get if he gets her off in 9min?