So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
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what was the name of that movie? rookie of the year??
You can totally be a pitcher for the chicago cubs now.
rookie of the year ftw!!
i heard of a guy who actually broke his dick xD
I seriously had no idea the 352 area code had such interesting people. Although it makes me wonder if I know any of them...
Citrus County is full of inbred wannabe rednecks.
ew creepy did she want to be impregnated really badly or something?
wait, and she fell for that?
i would love it if a guy said that to me
i didnt know anyone in the 352 knew how to use a cell phone
not everyone in the 352 lacks brain cells.
but the girl he told this to does if she honestly believed it.
U can break a dick. Why do u think people call them boners
There are plenty of people in the 352 who can use a cellphone. Hell, a lot of us have college degrees or higher. Of course, a lot of us also have area codes on our phones for 305, 954, 561, 407, 904, 727, 813... or even out-of-state, like 910...
Ha. Rookie of the Year.
You can't technically break a dick because there aren't any bones in it. But you can break the blood vessel.>.<
1:14 yea you can break a dick
I say it on Dr Oz :D