So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
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what was the name of that movie? rookie of the year??
rookie of the year ftw!!
You can totally be a pitcher for the chicago cubs now.
i heard of a guy who actually broke his dick xD
ew creepy did she want to be impregnated really badly or something?
i would love it if a guy said that to me
I seriously had no idea the 352 area code had such interesting people. Although it makes me wonder if I know any of them...
wait, and she fell for that?
Citrus County is full of inbred wannabe rednecks.
U can break a dick. Why do u think people call them boners
i didnt know anyone in the 352 knew how to use a cell phone
not everyone in the 352 lacks brain cells.
but the girl he told this to does if she honestly believed it.
There are plenty of people in the 352 who can use a cellphone. Hell, a lot of us have college degrees or higher. Of course, a lot of us also have area codes on our phones for 305, 954, 561, 407, 904, 727, 813... or even out-of-state, like 910...
Ha. Rookie of the Year.
You can't technically break a dick because there aren't any bones in it. But you can break the blood vessel.>.<
1:14 yea you can break a dick
I say it on Dr Oz :D