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  • Submitted by porksword on Nov 30, 11 at 3:58pm

    Rub a dub dub, you just gave me a chub!!

  • Submitted by tlovell on Nov 30, 11 at 6:11pm

    For those of you with "morals" that don't like to masturbate if you do it in the shower you're just cleaning it

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      Submitted by threeoneseven on Nov 30, 11 at 10:09pm

      LMAO!!

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        Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 1, 11 at 1:27am

        sometimes I get to cleaning and it just grows to make sure I clean it proper...sometimes it even pitches in on the bodywash

  • Submitted by GloriousBlue49 on Nov 30, 11 at 2:42pm

    Lemme check my calander... It says that's everyday

  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 30, 11 at 2:45pm

    Yay masturbation! *cheers* :-)

  • Submitted by preppygirl on Nov 30, 11 at 10:34pm

    i love to finger myself while taking a hot bath. it turns me on so much.

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    Submitted by alexanderton18 on Nov 30, 11 at 6:17pm

    It's not disgusting. I salute you, you brave warrior in the face of adversity. As you were soldier.

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    Submitted by yoursforever on Nov 30, 11 at 3:36pm

    umm jjwats127 what is wrong with you?!

  • 92 84
    Submitted by uchicago on Nov 30, 11 at 8:36pm

    Yoursforever is in grade school. Dw, you'll understand some day

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    Submitted by TheEvilPlatypus on Nov 30, 11 at 10:00pm

    @porksword, I see what you did there

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    Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 1, 11 at 3:27am

    or you get a guy to do it for you. assuming you aren't some sort of dog faced hambeast.

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    Submitted by 3one3 on Dec 1, 11 at 2:29am

    ...so this was a dude who wrote this..

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    Submitted by genome254 on Dec 1, 11 at 12:41am

    Okay, so I'm a dude, so no... but if we did okay this day it'd prolly end up being what chicks without a boy friend would call Valentine's Day.

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    Submitted by cheernswimgirl on Nov 30, 11 at 9:37pm

    There are still boundaries in this friendship.. Although I thoroughly agree.

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    Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 1, 11 at 3:28am

    or you get a guy to do it for you. assuming you aren't some sort of dog faced hambeast.

  • Submitted by sexybitch27 on Nov 30, 11 at 10:31pm

    It doesn't even feel good...

  • Submitted by jjwats123 on Nov 30, 11 at 2:37pm

    I like to finger my but with my uncles penis

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      Submitted by threeoneseven on Nov 30, 11 at 11:49pm

      You might want to stick to masturbation, the last thing this world needs is more inbreeding.

  • Submitted by yoursforever on Nov 30, 11 at 3:38pm

    ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that's so freaking nasty

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      Submitted by threeoneseven on Nov 30, 11 at 10:12pm

      Go do your homework and leave the adults alone.

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      Submitted by myeyesarescarred on Nov 30, 11 at 11:57pm

      Um, no, its not nasty. please return to your pasta art project. the 1st grade needs more upstanding people like you.