I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
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"Let me show you how your pussy works, \nBet you didn't know that it could squirt."
hopefully by giant u don't mean 4 feet wide
Did u have ur period or did somebody make u squirt?
it's a festivus miracle!
She's a squirter. He is proud because he helped her do it!! Change new linens. Go buy a waterproof mattress pad dude. Two. And more sheets.
Nice Seinfeld reference, bombsquad.
"Away.. In a manger. No crib for a bed."
No one should ever be proud of a GIANT vag stain, whether you're the owner of the cavernous clam or the now-defiled bed. Dis. Fucking. Gusting.