It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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Ohhhh a lap dance is soooo much better when the stripper is crying.
Well I find it's quite a thrill\nWhen she grinds me against her will
you read my mind
So she still has a soul? Don't worry, that's only temporary
Good for her. Makes it hard to understand the level of utter soul-destroying desperation it takes to allow disgusting,drunk men to gawp at and slobber all over them when they don't cry. You didn't actually think they liked it did you? ROFLMFAO
Oof. That's rough! Did you get your money back?
this happened to me one time... i refused to pay so she got the bouncer on me.