Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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NEWS FLASH: Running doesn't cost a thing!
also, gym memberships are way cheaper than coke, ya lazy ass
How lazy do you have to be in order to convince yourself that your only two options are coke, or be fat, and since you grew up in the D.A.R.E. program, you will simply embrace being fat because you are too good for drugs?
Maybe she's too busy to go to the gym or run?
she could put down the fork, or maybe eat a couple salads?
With a spoon?
I'm sure OP wasn't serious about those being their only two options.. Can't you guys take a joke?
Or it can just be a joke -- damn